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Blue balls

Badguy · 2013-05-27T11:14:28+00:00

So I have this thing where when I fap I have to clean up after. So it starts off like this. I wake up and of course shower right off the bat. A couple hours later it's a nice sunny day, so I go jogging for a while. I come back all hot and sweaty and figure another shower wouldn't hurt. When I went jogging I bumped into an old friend. So we decided to meet up a bit after. He smokes, so by the end of hanging out with him, my hair, body and clothes smell like smoke. So I figured I'd have to take a third shower. So then, as I'm innocently browsing the internet I come across some porn, which put me in the mood and I remembered I haven't fapped in about 2 or so weeks. But then I'd have to clean up for a 4th time I thought. Ain't nobody got time for dat. So my balls are in a slight bit of pain now. Just another IB blog.

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Callonia

11 years ago

Just buy a swimming pool so you can take a dunk everytime you feel dirty for some reason.

Soulmunch

11 years ago

Hell I fap 1-2 times a day! Not only am I extremely mellow all the time, but studies say It'll increase your life expectancy if you keep at it as you get older. The only downside(If you call this a downside), I'm like a fucking marathon man in bed. She usually cums before I do. I think I should take a month off fapping so I don't completely desensitize.

Ammy

11 years ago

I shower twice daily. Feelsgreatman.

CBRX

11 years ago

Badguy wrote...

doswillrule wrote...

Why not use a neighbour's pet to lick off the residue

Cause their pets bite. That's a no no in the pee pee zone.

Train them how to do it right then.

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