Can you remember the last time you were drunk?
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If you can, what happened? I can't awnser my own question yet as I am currently pretty fucking drunk, and can still remember most things though I have a lack of focus and really want to have Cherry do stuff with me and then have drunk sex. And i got my head squeezed between her boobies because pillows and sleepy.
But before I go to bed and likely get laid, can you remember what happened the last time you were drunk?
But before I go to bed and likely get laid, can you remember what happened the last time you were drunk?
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
The last time I got completely fuckfenced was last New Year's. Or was it the one before? Not important.
>Went to a houseparty with free booze flowing like water. (The girl who threw the party fancies my best friend but he doesn't wanna know. Hilarious tale, but that's a story for another time.)
>Drank quite a bit and got quite tipsy. Took a liking to booze which tasted like banana milkshake.
>Time of the evening came when people left to go clubbing, but I stayed behind.
>Made myself comfortable on one of the living room chairs, and all along the floor were bottles of alcohol.
>Picked up a few bottles and mixed them into a large one.
>Was dared to drink the mixture which tasted vaguely like banana milkshake and liquor.
>Downed it like a bro, but remember nothing after that moment
I woke up on the living room floor with my shoes on. I remember taking them off when I got there, so that was weird. The moment other people woke up, they looked at me as if I'd shamed them.
Turns out I got so blind drunk from the mixture of booze that I couldn't stand. Apparently at some point I was busting for a piss, but I couldn't even get up the stairs, so I had the bright idea to put my shoes on and try to go for a piss in the back garden. Since I couldn't stand I had to be carried out to do the deed. A girl at the party was supposed to be sleeping in the living room with me as part of sleeping arrangements, but I "wouldn't shut up", so she had to go upstairs to find somewhere else.
I didn't wake up with a hangover, and I gained the respect of the girl's step-dad who also had no idea how I was mostly unaffected by the night before.
>Went to a houseparty with free booze flowing like water. (The girl who threw the party fancies my best friend but he doesn't wanna know. Hilarious tale, but that's a story for another time.)
>Drank quite a bit and got quite tipsy. Took a liking to booze which tasted like banana milkshake.
>Time of the evening came when people left to go clubbing, but I stayed behind.
>Made myself comfortable on one of the living room chairs, and all along the floor were bottles of alcohol.
>Picked up a few bottles and mixed them into a large one.
>Was dared to drink the mixture which tasted vaguely like banana milkshake and liquor.
>Downed it like a bro, but remember nothing after that moment
I woke up on the living room floor with my shoes on. I remember taking them off when I got there, so that was weird. The moment other people woke up, they looked at me as if I'd shamed them.
Turns out I got so blind drunk from the mixture of booze that I couldn't stand. Apparently at some point I was busting for a piss, but I couldn't even get up the stairs, so I had the bright idea to put my shoes on and try to go for a piss in the back garden. Since I couldn't stand I had to be carried out to do the deed. A girl at the party was supposed to be sleeping in the living room with me as part of sleeping arrangements, but I "wouldn't shut up", so she had to go upstairs to find somewhere else.
I didn't wake up with a hangover, and I gained the respect of the girl's step-dad who also had no idea how I was mostly unaffected by the night before.
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I've never gotten drunk. What's the point of drinking myself to oblivion and waking up with a headache? I could go for a drink now though...
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[size=28]IF I CAN REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I WAS DRUNK, I WASN'T DRUNK ENOUGH TO BE DRUNK AT ALL.[/h]
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Masayoshiii
Gone
I actually don't drink alcoholic beverages even though i'll be 23 soon (two weeks)...
It's just because I decided that I would do everything to avoid becoming like my father was, seeing how terrible he was when I was a kid.
Alcoholism runs deep in my family, so I think no alcohol is a good thing for me.
It's just because I decided that I would do everything to avoid becoming like my father was, seeing how terrible he was when I was a kid.
Alcoholism runs deep in my family, so I think no alcohol is a good thing for me.
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NEXUS
Since 2010
Last time I was drunk (excluding the 6 packs) I recall being on fakku and playing some video games and then going to take a piss and getting more of it on the floor than in the toilet.
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First year college.
My classmates spiked the chaser in the club we were at.
I dropped on the floor which lead to a bouncer giving me a Lion King Ceremony.
My classmates spiked the chaser in the club we were at.
I dropped on the floor which lead to a bouncer giving me a Lion King Ceremony.
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Drifter995
Neko//Night
Last time I was shitfaced? Or last time I was 'buzzed'?
Last time I was 'buzzed' was like a few months ago. Nothing much really. Had some drinks at a friends party. We had work the next morning. I wasn't going too hard because of that.
Three of us (the guys) rocked up to work the next morning hung over (bar me, I wasn't hung over, because I'm an asshole like that. Don't get them), and door knocked feeling like shit. The boss rolled his ankles the previous night falling into a ditch, so he was hobbling around at work. Apparently wasn't hung over. lel.
Girls all called in sick because they had hang overs, and went out afterwards.
Might have got drunk at the lan recently. Although, it wasn't much, as I drove home and came back in the morning. We started drinking at like 4pm though
Last time I was shitfaced? Friends 18th party a few years ago. His parents were bringing down shots and what not. I was drinking vodka and redbull. Got to a point where I was drinking vodka and V (worst combo, ever.) one of them was filling my drink up as I went... With vodka. It was like 3/4 vodka at one stage.
Anyway, we decided it'd be a fun idea to play kings cup when we were all buzzed/ drunk. One dude decided he'd play with a straight bottle of whiskey. We told him that was a terrible idea, he said 'naaaah' and we went on with it. Bam, first card; Waterfall. He was the last in line. Everyone started drinking, train put down in a line, till the dude just before him, who made him finish the bottle. Top 10 most awesome asshole award, hah.
Anyway, after playing that for a bit, and having some semi drunk (prior to kings) music playing (guitar, drums, singing, etc), we went upstairs to dance on their little disco thing for a bit. Then I sat down, and don't remember much more. Apparently we went back downstairs, I played guitar, and had some epic soul face going. Apparently spewed. Don't recall.
Woke up, feeling amazing, in the friends bed. Went out to say morning, most felt like shit. found out I spewed, suddenly tasted it, and felt like spewing again. Parents made us eggs and bacon.
We sobered up playing ps2. I drove about an hour home at 1pm, still a bit drunk (I assume. felt better, but)/ having a massive energy high from the energy drinks. Crashed pretty hard later that night
Other than that, haven't really been shitfaced since. I only drink heaps at house parties, and if nothing goes wrong. As soon as something goes wrong, I stop drinking, and fix shit. something usually goes wrong.
Last time I was 'buzzed' was like a few months ago. Nothing much really. Had some drinks at a friends party. We had work the next morning. I wasn't going too hard because of that.
Three of us (the guys) rocked up to work the next morning hung over (bar me, I wasn't hung over, because I'm an asshole like that. Don't get them), and door knocked feeling like shit. The boss rolled his ankles the previous night falling into a ditch, so he was hobbling around at work. Apparently wasn't hung over. lel.
Girls all called in sick because they had hang overs, and went out afterwards.
Might have got drunk at the lan recently. Although, it wasn't much, as I drove home and came back in the morning. We started drinking at like 4pm though
Last time I was shitfaced? Friends 18th party a few years ago. His parents were bringing down shots and what not. I was drinking vodka and redbull. Got to a point where I was drinking vodka and V (worst combo, ever.) one of them was filling my drink up as I went... With vodka. It was like 3/4 vodka at one stage.
Anyway, we decided it'd be a fun idea to play kings cup when we were all buzzed/ drunk. One dude decided he'd play with a straight bottle of whiskey. We told him that was a terrible idea, he said 'naaaah' and we went on with it. Bam, first card; Waterfall. He was the last in line. Everyone started drinking, train put down in a line, till the dude just before him, who made him finish the bottle. Top 10 most awesome asshole award, hah.
Anyway, after playing that for a bit, and having some semi drunk (prior to kings) music playing (guitar, drums, singing, etc), we went upstairs to dance on their little disco thing for a bit. Then I sat down, and don't remember much more. Apparently we went back downstairs, I played guitar, and had some epic soul face going. Apparently spewed. Don't recall.
Woke up, feeling amazing, in the friends bed. Went out to say morning, most felt like shit. found out I spewed, suddenly tasted it, and felt like spewing again. Parents made us eggs and bacon.
We sobered up playing ps2. I drove about an hour home at 1pm, still a bit drunk (I assume. felt better, but)/ having a massive energy high from the energy drinks. Crashed pretty hard later that night
Other than that, haven't really been shitfaced since. I only drink heaps at house parties, and if nothing goes wrong. As soon as something goes wrong, I stop drinking, and fix shit. something usually goes wrong.
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Misaki_Chi
Fakku Nurse
Last new years.
Went to some pricey event with my bf where they catered top shelf booze and food. Kissed/danced on the new year and then bar hoped with a few friends to get even more plastered. Luckily were all happy and fun drunks and knew our limits. Ended up crashing on one of the friends couch till we all sobered up in the morning.
Funny to see the new years drunks because a lot of people who usually never drink decide that new years is the time to do it. So many bar fights, puking on the side of the road and naked people.
Went to some pricey event with my bf where they catered top shelf booze and food. Kissed/danced on the new year and then bar hoped with a few friends to get even more plastered. Luckily were all happy and fun drunks and knew our limits. Ended up crashing on one of the friends couch till we all sobered up in the morning.
Funny to see the new years drunks because a lot of people who usually never drink decide that new years is the time to do it. So many bar fights, puking on the side of the road and naked people.
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I don't drink at all, but I do remember when one of my friends played a prank on me back in 2011 and spiked my favourite lemonade. I thought the thing tasted kinda funny and about an hour later I was practically senseless on the bed.
I nearly killed my friend from laughter, he never thought I'd be that weak to alcohol. Apparently he used something called Spike your juice (some kind of yeast).
I nearly killed my friend from laughter, he never thought I'd be that weak to alcohol. Apparently he used something called Spike your juice (some kind of yeast).
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Two days ago. I cant say that i got super drunk, but had a good feeling going. I could walk straight, so not that drunk.
I think me my buddy drank around 12 beers and a two-six of vodka (we had another guy helping us with the vodka, so the bottle was divided into three parts) in between us that day.
Oh yeah, and we smoked a joint between 6 people too
I think me my buddy drank around 12 beers and a two-six of vodka (we had another guy helping us with the vodka, so the bottle was divided into three parts) in between us that day.
Oh yeah, and we smoked a joint between 6 people too
