chris chan's house burned down.

Semi-old news. I was made aware of it with his facebook posts only an hour after he posted them:

Chris' status: ''FIRE! 2:00 AM 911 arrived ten minutes later. Did everything they could; started downstairs; bathroom; electrical; made it to the roof. Considering EVERYTHING, but my mom, both dogs, me, and Lucy and my iPhone, shoes, clothes, whatnot on our backs made it out... Considered physically lost. Found shelter with a generous neighbor; sitting an chatting.''

Chris' message to keurig, probably going to sue them. Like when his mom tried to sue a chinese restaurant for ''food poisining''.

Anway chris to keurig: ''Your coffee brewer's faulty wiring sparked my power socket and burned my house down!!!''

ED also posted the local news broadcast confirming that it wasn't just a troll on his facebook account. They also suggest they did it purposefully for insurance fraud:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkYnMRh26Oo

What Chris had to say about the video: ''It DID make the news, apparently. Near the end, you can see the Cell I drew and colored at an anime convention above the downward stairs in the foyer. That did survive; only stretched the cell's plastic a bit, and it's not glass, it too was plastic.''

Chris asking for donations: ''My mother and I are still working, readusting, recovering, etc. If Anyone who wishes to help us in this dire moment, they may send all collected and acceptable item(s) to Kevin Mann's office in Charlottesville, VA; he will relay them to my mother and I. I do not have the address at the moment. His office phone number is 1 (434) 978-1197. Your prayers and Most Anything would be appreciated. Thank you.

Gift cards for grocery stores like Food Lion, restaurants like Wood Grill Buffet in C-Ville, iHop, McDonalds or Burger King (both of them last choices; we like good food), or stores like Wal-Mart or Target would be best recommended. I have asked my church's congregation for clothing; I will add an update on what amount we get if any in the later weeks. For the moment, shirts, pants and socks would be good. Go Large (L) or Extra Large (XL) on the shirts, short or long sleeved; we are both a size 16 (or 32) for pants; no ride-highs, must be long. As long as the socks fit most adult size feet, that is good.

I have just been suggest to go to kickstarter for donations; I will consider that, but in the meantime, Kevin is the Mann at State Farm to send all donations directly to with our names, Christian and Barbara Chandler, on them.''

-Jr. fakku detective

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Some autist a few people on 4chan and other sites liked to make fun of.

I know who it is; I just don't care.

Oh Chris... you fucking a pillow and screaming JUILEEEEEEE, your ps2 and drinking your 50/50 bar drink(50/50 is a orange and cream icecream bar, but in his case fanta and his jizz) made me giggle.

What.

You remember that too?

No idea who this is.

That guy is the incarnate of cringe and autism.

Don't forget that he shits himself on a daily basis.

I found out through Encyclopedia Dramatica on Facebook. He got so angry when people Liked his posts, it was hilarious.