I remember reading some 4chan story about a dude that did first time anal with his GF and ended up discovering some worm business going on in there. I will never be able to unimagine.
Sooo.... you jizz all over yourself and then just go to sleep? Thats nasty dude. I usually just shoot my load in a tissue or paper towel and then go flush it down the toilet.
ALSO, TMI
No. I lay in a specific direction in which the jizz will rain on the edge of bed. Whenever it is over myself I'd be forced to change the shirt. Which I'd rather not.
Virgin 4 life
Don't judge me. And yup.
Nigga, you have worms swimming up your butt having a vacation. I am going to judge you :v