Confessions.

YOU'RE NOT MISSING OUT MAN, HANDJOBS FUCKIN SUCK ONCE YOU REALIZE THE YOU ARE A SHITLOAD BETTER AT BEATING OFF THAN THE BITCH

Eh, you're not alone...

Because of hentai, I want a little step sister (16) that I can fuck. (I don't have a sister ;_;)

Mom. . . I stole 20 bnes from you one time to buy herb, if I knew you smoked than I would have smoked you up.

I told a chick once I was sick so I could stay home and watch the final episode of clannad: after story. ;_;
And it want even translated yet ;_;

I will never have a Japanese high school life. . . Because I'm in college ;_;

Sad frog is my only Conrad and true brother that has never let me down ;_;

I told a chick at a party once I was being shipped to the middle east in a week to get BJ. Best part was that I blew my load on her face, than wipped it off with her shirt. Everyone at the party knew I got so head.

I lied about being sick back in my High school days so i could stay home and watch Anime and play S4 Online...I have done this about 32 times...

I want a cute loli sister to call me OniiChan but in reality my sister is fcking noisy and irritating and always ask stupid quistions and i hoped i didnt have a little sister.......mind conflict

i like shorts. they're comfy and easy to wear.

YOU! you aren't wearing shorts!

Let's battle!

And there's the reason we love incest hentai, a forever dream never to come true.

Love is far harder than it should be, and I often find myself alone and wishing I could find the one girl to agree with me.

I don't like loli.
I don't like loli.
I do NOT like loli.

I don't bother with real porn anymore...

The bitches that jerk you off must be really bad dood. Cause usually it feels better when you receive a hj rather than when you fap yourself.

I cry easily when i watch shojou type of animes :(:lol::(

... Ironically I had the same thing happen with someone. I thought it was funny he'd ask that knowing full well how pissy he would be if I told him the truth. Then I ended up telling someone that I was bi, thinking he would totally troll me or just ignore me, but he completely understood.

Heh, goes to show you can never judge a book by its cover.

I cried a little at the end of the clannad movie, thats some sad stuff rite there. Ive never cried over a movie before.

Twilight is my favorite book. Got 4 of the series.

I like anything cute...

I am talking now because I simply want to complete my 200th poast
\YATTAAA!!!

When I was alot younger I flapped while i went vacation with my family. I flapped while everyone was in the room was sleeping, sorry i couldnt hold it in from seeing 2 sexy girl that day...

I'll top that. I once fapped in class. This was before I began generating semen, and I was wearing sweatpants, but one time I did abuse myself to an orgasm in the middle of class. Still amazed to this day I wasn't caught or noticed. (one of things that you look back on and wonder what the fuck you were thinking)

Exactly. And the worst part from my story was cleaning my white shit off...with my white t that i had on that night...i regret doing that cause i would probably woke up someone...