Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but they have razor sharp edges and destroy buildings and kill thousands.

I wish all women aged 16-30 would have breasts the size of those in my avatar without any back pain.

granted. insert corrupt here cause I dont want to.

I wish i could divide by zero.

Granted. You get zero corrupted wish because you didn't actually answer mine, so I'll try again.

I wish all women aged 16-30 would have breasts the size of those in my avatar without any back pain.

granted but before you see them you get shot

I wish I was invincible.

granted but i can see you..


I wish i can be famous

granted, but you get eaten by your fans

I wish i had 1 billion dollars.

granted but all of them are play money..

I wish i cannot wish no more

granted, then you are off to some korean restaurant

i wish to travel in time

granted, but its one way only.

I wish i could read minds

granted, but you cannot conceal thoughts while reading one's minds

i wish to live in the fantasy world

Granted, but you soon realize that a million dollars really isn't that much anymore (and most of it is taxed away, anyways).

I wish to be able to speak with animals.

Granted. but you can only talk to rats.

I wish that i can fly

Granted. bur you cannot stand the upper pressure and cannot breath because of the low oxygen.
I wish that I would die peacefully.

Granted but you are doomed a horrible afterlife

I wish to have a loli harem who will do anything for me

Granted but you suffer years of pain before dying peacefully as you can no longer provide for your body's homeostasis and metabolism.
I wish that my wish of a harem of lolis that will be granted only has the outcome desired by me and cannot be corrupted.
Meh ninja anyways, that harem of lolis is a harem of yanderes that hate being in a harem and you die after 15 hours

[font=verdana][color=green]That wish is impossible, therefore it isn't granted.

I wish to dream within a dream within a dream.

Granted, but you will never be able to wake up, ever, and will slowly die.

I wish I was whatever I wanted to be, whenever.

Granted, but your mind becomes blank and you become a vegetable because you couldn't think of a desirable outcome

and since I know i'm ninja'ed answer Zandorfs