Corrupt A Wish

Granted, you have telekinesis used on you and become a living ragdoll.

I wish for some oreos.

Granted but you're all out of milk

I wish that I was a cool kid

k, but you gotta spend the rest of your life in a fridge

i was i was an opera singer.

you get so busy you'll lose all contact to your friends and family

I wish for a happy marriage

Granted.

It's great for the 72 hours that it lasts.



I wish I didn't bore so easily, and had a little more enthusiasm for life itself.

Granted, but you're so enthusiastic you have a tragic accident while trying to get jiggy while skydiving. But wait, that's not the worst part. While being pushed into the emergency room for surgery you realize the head doctor is your old arch nemesis, and he's kinda still bearing a grudge so he uses just enough anesthetic to put you under but not enough to kill the pain. Needless to say, you kill the bastard upon waking up but there wasn't enough evidence to back your side of the story up and now you're on your way to the slammer. And the worst part I mentioned earlier? Your arch nemesis was the primary benefactor of an orphanage and now that he's gone the kids are going to be put to slave labor. I bet you feel like a dick now.

TL;DR: Soap is slippery. Don't drop it.

I wish winter would hurry the fuck up and get here.

Grated, you now control the weather.

OT: I wish I was perfectly healthy all the time!

Granted.

You become perfectly healthy that doctors decide you must be studied. You then endure painful and excruciating lab experiments for the rest of your life.

OT: I wish to direct a movie.

Granted but you used all your money on it and it didn't do good and is now.homeless
I wish for one dollar

granted but it is defaced and ruined so it can't be used as any form of currency, and when you take it to the back for an exchange, they give you a monopoly dollar instead.

I wish to have a super computer.

Granted, but it becomes self-aware and decides it doesn't need you anymore, so it kills you.

I wish I had fantastic luck

Granted. You are now banned from every casino in the world.

I wish to be a video game character.

Granted but you fall into a pit of lava when you take your first step and dont respawn.

I wish for a bag of winds.

Granted but when you open it the was so powerful it ripoffed your face
I wish for a medicine that will cure my sickness

Granted but when you take it it cures your disease and gives you cancer,aids,wilford brimley and makes you go sterile.
I want the sharpest knife in the world to kill myself with.

Granted, but you die three days later after agony and infection.

I want to meet Big Boss and shake his hand with tears of admiration.

Granted, but he has an incredibly low opinion of you.

I wish I was Morgan Freeman.

Grant, but it won't happen soon.

Wish I could find a decent soft yuri of K-On here in this site.

Granted but its the worse art ever
I wish that I had a better computer

granted, but it breaks down beyond repair immediately after you turn it on
i wish i was dead