I fucked my aunt. I can't believe I fucked my aunt. I fucked my aunt y'all
I was thirteen, skinny little freckle-faced kid Growing up in the country felt like doing a bid But the summers were my favorite when we swam in the lake And trips to the city, what a magical place First baseball game, man, I'll never forget Crackerjacks, bleacher seats and the crack of the bat My friend Tim caught a ball, but he gave it to me And five years later, I fucked my aunt, damn.... I doesnt make sense cuz its a song
Ah, the ol' «make a bold claim, start to tell the story, tell a different story with the same bold as you started» gag. If it has a shorter name, I haven't heard of it.