Dick Armour

Well no, they're a dick armour. I mean, there's no waste there. It's the perfect purpose.

i remember in baldur's gate you could make an armor from the skin of a bunch of homeless beggars, pretty rad. I think a cloak sewn out of dicks would be a better addition, since dicks don't exactly protect you, they just flap around and hamper the movement.

Aww, I was expecting armor for one's dick, not armor made of dicks...
To each their own I suppose.

It's called an athletic cup.

Looks more like a bunch of severed tongues. She must have taught at Heavenly Host Elementary.

Oh yeah that game had some creepy stuff going on. I just remember my little brother drooling on that tavern wench's boobs. It was his first big boy game.

WOAH you really surprised me neya, I wasn't expecting that you knew about it in the least. Did you help him play it (or at least had any idea whom he was playing as)?

Why did I surprise you?

The PS2 was shared equally (by my bro, my dad and I), so we took turns. I can't remember the class/race of the character, but he was a typical warrior. It's weird that I can remember the rags and clothes and the tavern wench but not the character type, sorry >

Oh...

What?

Nothing. Forget I said anything.

Fine, you're probably a PC master race something.

i cant unsee this....