I'm Seven wrote...
My very first masturbation session was when I decided to stick my dick into a foam football I bought at the dollar store. I dug a deep vaginal shaped hole into it, filled it with water to make it wet, then bam $1 onahole.
But I got my dick stuck in it multiple times, and all it really did was tug at my foreskin. Still did the job.
After a week, I realized using my hand was the best option, and I threw the thing away 'cause the last thing I wanted was for my mom or my sister to find a football I masturbated with.
Shoulda kept it and used it untill the jizz thoroughly hardened it, And then used it as a bowling ball