Do you understand?

Soy el grande pene

Ich habe ein große penis

wij helemaal verrichten

bebeja naoh atuh maneh teh sing mana horeng jiga nu gelo wae atuh akang....

ano meron dito?

Definitely, your Spanish isn't very good.

chupa mi pinto?

I know I'm not a native peaker of it, an I quote me elf from an alercation on XBL with a french guy.

"I LIVE IN AMERICA WE SPEAK AMERICAN!"

...WTF? And I'm in America too.