At least SOMEONE posts the sauce.
Thanks, you're one cool cat.
Also Tak: You're right. My ex either wouldn't even flirt with me, or straight up pushed me down. Granted, we didn't fuck that often, so when we did -- I had to get STD tested because she was sleeping around with 12 other dudes.
During our nasty break-up, she told me the only reason we fucked was so that I wouldn't suspect her of finding better people to sleep with.
Now I feel not even the least bit masculine. 12 random guys were better than me? Talk about a hit to my confidence.