FAKKU Bar v2
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Hm -sips spiced apple cider in the farther booth-
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Akiryo wrote...
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Nope, just help yourself.
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Oh really? ~gets a mischievious look on my face before invading the bar behind the counter~ Okay, this is going to be the greatest drink known to mankind. ~grabs whiskey, vodka, and lots and lots of coke~
~pours it all into one glass~ I have no idea what I'm doing.
...Wanna try it?
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CutiebyNight wrote...
Akiryo wrote...
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Nope, just help yourself.
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Oh really? ~gets a mischievious look on my face before invading the bar behind the counter~ Okay, this is going to be the greatest drink known to mankind. ~grabs whiskey, vodka, and lots and lots of coke~
~pours it all into one glass~ I have no idea what I'm doing.
...Wanna try it?
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No that's okay I don't drink....for the next week.
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Akiryo wrote...
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No that's okay I don't drink....for the next week.
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~takes the entire glass and swishes it down in one gulp~ Oooh shit... probably good that you skipped that. I'm not really sure if that was a worthy experiment.
But now I feel like breaking things.
~takes a bottle and smashes it against the counter~
You should try it. Very therapeutic.
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CutiebyNight wrote...
Akiryo wrote...
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No that's okay I don't drink....for the next week.
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~takes the entire glass and swishes it down in one gulp~ Oooh shit... probably good that you skipped that. I'm not really sure if that was a worthy experiment.
But now I feel like breaking things.
~takes a bottle and smashes it against the counter~
You should try it. Very therapeutic.
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No that's okay, I know destruction would be nice right about now......in fact.
-Picks up a table and throws it across the room-
Hmm the Dr isn't gonna be happy..
-Picks up a table and throws it across the room-
Hmm the Dr isn't gonna be happy..
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Akiryo wrote...
No that's okay, I know destruction would be nice right about now......in fact.
-Picks up a table and throws it across the room-
Hmm the Dr isn't gonna be happy..
-Picks up a table and throws it across the room-
Hmm the Dr isn't gonna be happy..
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Now that is the spirit! Maybe I should flip some tables too. Actually, I'm gonna try and flip two. Might as well escalate the stakes a little bit. ~flips two tables~ Okay, what's next? We can't just stop there.
There's gotta be something bigger to flip or break or crash.
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CutiebyNight wrote...
Akiryo wrote...
No that's okay, I know destruction would be nice right about now......in fact.
-Picks up a table and throws it across the room-
Hmm the Dr isn't gonna be happy..
-Picks up a table and throws it across the room-
Hmm the Dr isn't gonna be happy..
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Now that is the spirit! Maybe I should flip some tables too. Actually, I'm gonna try and flip two. Might as well escalate the stakes a little bit. ~flips two tables~ Okay, what's next? We can't just stop there.
There's gotta be something bigger to flip or break or crash.
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Hm I don't know if we do get more destructive we might destroy the bar and the Dr may not like that.
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Akiryo wrote...
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Hm I don't know if we do get more destructive we might destroy the bar and the Dr may not like that.
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See see, you can basically look at it as a form of redecorating. We're just coming in here, knocking some crap over, smashing some bottles. The Dr. will come in and be like "Oh wow, Cutie! I was thinking about getting new bottles anyways! I'm so glad you smashed those for me!"
Because that is the way that the world works and... oh god, that drink threw me off the deep end, didn't it?
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CutiebyNight wrote...
Akiryo wrote...
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Hm I don't know if we do get more destructive we might destroy the bar and the Dr may not like that.
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See see, you can basically look at it as a form of redecorating. We're just coming in here, knocking some crap over, smashing some bottles. The Dr. will come in and be like "Oh wow, Cutie! I was thinking about getting new bottles anyways! I'm so glad you smashed those for me!"
Because that is the way that the world works and... oh god, that drink threw me off the deep end, didn't it?
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Yah...I think the Dr won't be happy about it and he might ban us from the bar and you wouldn't want that now would you -He sat back down at his table-
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Akiryo wrote...
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Yah...I think the Dr won't be happy about it and he might ban us from the bar and you wouldn't want that now would you -He sat back down at his table-
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Okay... okay... maybe I'll just slow down a tiny bit and repress my need to destroy things.
Now is probably a good time to reveal that I have secret magic powers that I only use when it's convenient for me to laze out of a chore. ~clicks my fingers and everything returns back to the way it was~ So yeah, there is that.
I don't wanna be banned though. I like this place. Might make it my home away from home. Free booze can't be beat!
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CutiebyNight wrote...
Akiryo wrote...
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Yah...I think the Dr won't be happy about it and he might ban us from the bar and you wouldn't want that now would you -He sat back down at his table-
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Okay... okay... maybe I'll just slow down a tiny bit and repress my need to destroy things.
Now is probably a good time to reveal that I have secret magic powers that I only use when it's convenient for me to laze out of a chore. ~clicks my fingers and everything returns back to the way it was~ So yeah, there is that.
I don't wanna be banned though. I like this place. Might make it my home away from home. Free booze can't be beat!
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Ah magic powers huh, Well why don't you just conjure up your own booze?
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Akiryo wrote...
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Ah magic powers huh, Well why don't you just conjure up your own booze?
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Ehhh, it isn't as much fun as bossing someone else around and having them make the drink. Or stealing drinks. Or breaking drinks over the bar counter.
I think I might be ~hic~ revealing a bit too much about ~hic hic~ myself.
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SneeakyAsian
CTFG Vanguard
Bartenders back....Oh, forgot a drink of the week....give me a base someone? Two actually...
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CutiebyNight wrote...
Akiryo wrote...
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Ah magic powers huh, Well why don't you just conjure up your own booze?
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Ehhh, it isn't as much fun as bossing someone else around and having them make the drink. Or stealing drinks. Or breaking drinks over the bar counter.
I think I might be ~hic~ revealing a bit too much about ~hic hic~ myself.
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-He stood up and poured Cutie another drink- Now now its okay to share with other people it helps develop relationships that way.
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Akiryo wrote...
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-He stood up and poured Cutie another drink- Now now its okay to share with other people it helps develop relationships that way.
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~snatches the drink and pours it down my throat~ If I didn't know any better, I woulds be thinkin' yore tryhn tah gat me more drunks.
It's workin'!
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CutiebyNight wrote...
Akiryo wrote...
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-He stood up and poured Cutie another drink- Now now its okay to share with other people it helps develop relationships that way.
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~snatches the drink and pours it down my throat~ If I didn't know any better, I woulds be thinkin' yore tryhn tah gat me more drunks.
It's workin'!
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-Pours another drink for Cutie- No I'm just being a good host thats all.
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