[Locked] FAKKU Café v3

Never had any of those problems/issues ^_^;;

Maybe you should see/ask a doctor?

It's funny when you ask a doctor about wet buttholes =D

Well it doesn't look that bad, only a bit perverted....like a lengthy thick sausage filled with muscles, maybe it's all because of my dirty mind it turns out like dat after all these years~

Still, as funny as it may seem, asking a doctor is actually the best course of action. You don't want things to possibly get worse right?

Still I don't think having wet buttholes at times count as a STD hahaha~

Well it doesn't get worse than that for a long time, really~

alright then, just remember what I said if things get worse okay

I prob should see a doctor too, but just like you its kinda funny asking questions related to your genitals.

hmm, yeah, a doctor would be best most likely.

Well I prefer a female doctor that looks like those in hentai doujins so she probably could surprise vanilla rape me on every consultation~

If only that would ever happen. I'd actually get a physical like I'm supposed to. XD

lol How did I not see someone making a comment about female doctors and sex.

Lololol...might be unlikely but at least we could fantasize =D

Hmm...it might be even funnier if the case is, let's see you had a 20 cm cawk that's thick and filled with dat arteries it looks kinda stacked and you see a male doctor with a short penis~

Then you tell him, 'my cawk is too embarassing' as you show it, the doctor's expression might be priceless.

Though to be honest, I had a phobia on consulting about my genitals with a male doctor. I prefer young females when I want to ask questions~

lol that's not you that's afraid, its your member that has a phobia. It doesn't want to be seen by men, which is fair, but chances of getting a female doctor that fits your fantasies is extremely rare.

Indeed, and it's not like she's going to rape me directly if we're actually meet in dat situation =)

It's not good either when the doctor's is an old women about the same age as my mom =D

So yeah...it's always a full of lol thing when trying to consult about your genitals xD

Define old age? Your parents "that" old already?

Early 50s as for now~

They're married and have kids a bit late so yeah

.... mine are in their 60s

Mine are in their 40s. We have a trend!

I'm the eldest kid although I'm only 21 atm so it's pretty late already though some of my friends had older parents tho~

I am the youngest of two, my older sister(4 yrs older than me), who's already married and has a kid 7yrs old.

I...have a weird family tree. I am the youngest between my brother and myself (same father/mother)....but, I have younger and older siblings.

About the same range with my parents when I'm about your sister age probably?

@ HG : Family issues seem complicated =)