[Locked] FAKKU Café v3

Back after dinner, then.

Hello again! ^_^

Morning Luin-sama~ :D

Luin-... "sama"? ._.

*pats* Hello, Lizlet. ^_^

Ehh?? Don't pat me like a little kid D:

*Giggles* Chelsie-san got patted like a little kid

I seem to remember you actually asking for this. ;)

Hello Luin! Hello all! Thank you for supporting me in the avatar fight.

Looks like I have been bested. *Shakes your hand as to show good sportsmanship* ^_^;

Oh! You shouldn't have! How are you? Have you eaten?

Nope... why do you ask?

*Gasps* You planning on getting me something?!

I like sweets~~!

No. From where I come from, asking people if they have eaten their meals regardless of whether they are suffering from starvation appears to be a greeting. I am sad to say that :(

But, let's look on the brighter side of things! Have some durian candy!

OOOH~

I shall keep this in mind. and thanks for the candy. ^_^

I have to warn you though. It is very fragrant and the taste will last long in your mouth. I have tried durian candy quite a few times and it is heaven on earth if you feel like heaven on earth while you are eating it.

I see I see... interesting.

What?! You find circular logic and sentences interesting?!

... Thats what I say when I cant think of anything to say. xD

Yes. All of us have our quips and eccentricities. For me, it would kill me to say a quick and direct answer or keep my sentences simple. You see, I am deluded into thinking that long sentences are funny.

Long sentences forming a paragraph can be funny depending on how you word them. For example, I shall share with you a story:

Once apon a time, there was a princess... a princess who dreamed... she dreamed of a man... a man who dreamed of the princes who dreamed of the man who loved watermelon. I like watermelon because it is tasty. The one thing I do not like about it are the seeds... Takes the joy away from eating watermelon because you are always having to stop and spit out the seeds but delicious none the less. It just fills your mouth with sweet... stick juices thats so sweet and if you add salt to it like I do it makes it a little salty soo~~! The end.

Enjoy the story? ^_^