It was 7 years ago in May, when it happened...
I was lying in bed sleeping - I was always a sound sleeper. Anton came in my room, rolled me on my stomach, took off my pants, stook out his tongue, started lickin my bum.
I couldn't roll over, that would've just startled him... All I could do was lie down.
He got in there, cleaned it up good...
He didn't even have the courtesy to reach around...
I tried pooin' but I had nothing in me.
I have trouble sleeping in fear of Anton tongue punching my chocolate syrup hole again.
This is the best bump post I could think of. [size=6]+5 points if you know where this story is from.[/h]