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I smell plagiarism...

*noms cereals*

oh so you know the story then?
Do you know about Elohim, Kolob, Jesus and Lucifer being brothers?...
okay I got a better one, if you're interested

The Church of Yokoshima, in these Continuing Days
Pres. XXXXXXXXXXXX
To this, my first official talk to you all, I tell those who may not know what we are all about. Long ago, I received revelations in the form of dreams. What I saw was the many forms of our Lord and Goddess Yokoshima. Without gender, I know this, but it came as both in different forms, such as the all mother, the destroyer and King of men.
It was there, I was compelled to write the first of our sacred scriptures, the Vellakuragasa. It is the scripture that tells of our creation, the creation of the semi divine Syvv, and many revelations and dreams I had been given and shown.
Other scriptures I did take unto this religion, I have modified. Yokoshima commanded it to be so, these books were fallen and broken, telling wrong things to humankind, and I was set to correct them.
The Book of Yokoshima being one such book. The tales of Nephi and his family sailing into the Land of Horror, to truly be safe from mankind's tyranny shows a great many things. It is a tale meant to inspire man, not be a history book. Yokoshima dare not allow man into the Land of Horror, letting poor doomed Moroni out all those centuries ago, to bury his records and die in peace.
There is no graves of the Nephites here, they were supposed to be Yokoshima's chosen, but fell and were overtaken by the Lamanites, who still exist today in the Land of Horror.
Yokoshima has no off spring, there is no saviour to us. Man and Woman alike must save themselves. We must live lives of good, in a pursuit to better ourselves, not burden ourselves with man made sins and worry. We cannot live in the vain hope of rewards in the afterlife, Yokoshima will tend to us all. We must reach for knowledge, not close our eyes to new ideas. We must be open minded, not feel everything is sin.
Churches invent sin, make us fear our own forms, our beautiful forms. Yokoshima wishes all to be happy, which is why when man and woman were in the garden she offered them the knowledge of joy. And they took it for knowing, even with sadness, joy couldn't exist without it.
A cloth is for cold, not for shame. We should revere sex as it should rightfully be so. And when people engage in it, they should feel it a beautiful and sacred act.
Consenting adults should not invite religion into their bedrooms.
Praise Yokoshima for our planet, and keep it glorious. Praise Yokoshima for joy, for emotion, for all things that make us wonderfully unique.
Praise Yokoshima because the desire is in your heart, not fear in your brain.
In these things, let us say in the name of her glorious Syvv, and may peace be upon us all.

Hello friends.

hello, as always I enjoy your avatar lol

do read my religion mumbo jumbo and tell me if it sounds dumb or not

Good morning! ^_^

Morning Luin~

Morning Luin!

Your avi just makes me so cheerful when I look at it, it so full of joy^^

[color=#ff69b4]Morning Luin~

And with good reason. *nods*

WOW.

Its quiet here

Too quiet. *nods*

*makes tea and Snacks*

Dinner time now.

And back again.

Yeah it's a lazy day

And its still quiet.

Oh, I'm sure Looky-tan and Tsamarin will show up sooner or later.

Tea and snacks?

*offers*

Just what I needed. ^_^