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*pats*

[color=#ff69b4]Hello Gubi~

*drinks his tea*

O crap

*one of the engines on X-02 "Wyvern" fails*

[color=#993300]Oh Data, it seems like you didn't set the fuel ratio right, which probably explains why it "failed" I'm uploading a quick fix to your COFFIN now.

Thats not the issue.

Fuel was right.

Manufacturing mistake. Left the engine component brittle and causing it to eat it from inside out.

Also, if someone says to land a plane at the scrapyard, its a fucking bad idea.

You turn that pile of scrap into shrapnel bomb.

[color=#993300]Now something doesn't sound right here, a distinguished military company making an engine defect? Now we have a problem. Either something was wrong in the fuel compound or that part isn't genuine.

Shit happens with prototype stuff.

Usually i make sure the stuff is up to standards and then crank it up to 11 with prototypes.

Then again, 100% success is impossible to achieve.

Anyway, just finised DL Outlast from steam. Gonna try that soon. And get some diapers just in case.

[color=#993300]Hmm....so be it.
I'll be working on a seige cannon then.

ÛµFalls on floor and waves her pawsÛµ

Nyu~..... ;-;

[color=#993300]Hello Hatsuname, can I get you anything?

I'll be going home to sleep, then.

[color=#993300]Luin, you were here this whole time?

Hatsuns DYK:
Each Hatsun has their own unique "yu~". Like the common cats "Meow" a Hatsuns Yu~ is different for each Hatsun! (ex. Kyu~, Nyu~, Pyu ,etc.)
In rare occasions two Hatsuns will have the same Yu~. A Yu~ has different meanings such as the Hatsun is happy, scared, sad, threatened, or in love!!

This Hatsun "Did You Know?" was brought to you by Nekomata!

*cuddles*

Nyu~!!!! >//////<.

ÛµWiggles aroundÛµ

[color=#ff69b4]Gubi~





[color=#ff69b4]>_>

requested user of the week quote

[color=#ff69b4]Ima kill eve.

How's my favorite Hatsun? *plays with paws*

Hows your new kitty, Riceball?

@TSama: Hello again Tsama<3 *hugs* I've been sleeping very well this past week. Dreams everynight too.