Peltor wrote...
PEPOLE OF THE CAFE, LISTEN UP!!!
There has been rumors that there's a nutella counterfeiting going on in this place. I was sent by the NYPD (Nutella You're Pretty Delicious) Department to investigate this situation.
Seems like the rumors are true, based on my surveillance...
*licks nutella from a spoon*
I have no idea what you're talking about.
*licks fingers*