[Locked] FAKKU Café v5.2

[color=#ff69b4]Data!~ You're not dead.

Tsamarin, hello. ^_^

And it looks like Jacob has finally taken care of the bug again for the time being. We'll see how long it lasts...

feel like it

*gropes butt*

[color=#ff69b4]No feeling like you're dead!

zzzzzz...........

Yay, Data.

*pats* Hello, Durpi. ^_^

Luin! I hope you didn't mind me buying my new Neko Cat post with Café funds! ^-^

*eating biscuit with some tea*

Prick

*add's local Jelly to my biscuit*

Off to sleep...

Well that date went badly, worst part is I have no idea what exactly I did wrong so I can't learn from it and wasted my money on pizza and time painting that pretty picture on the rock, I hope she throws it out.
Maybe I'll try going out with a guy lol

ÛµPounces and climbs on top of headÛµ

Nyu~?

Well tiny fluff-animal, I just feel people are an enigma and that no matter how "strange" a girl says she is, she's fucking normal compared to me...and I'd just like someone to be around that I can really connect with. I donno, are most people so alone in life, is this what life is supposed to be?
Am I so unique in this feeling?

Hmm...
Most people have their ways of thinking their ideal match.
I myself can't find a decent BF because they're all just trying to get in bed as if sex is a goal..... But it's always nice to find that one special person. You'll have a few disappointments throughout the way, but it'll be worth it in the end!
I honestly don't know much about what happened to you, Nyu~! ^/////^""

ÛµWaves her pawsÛµ

Won't bother explaining it, personally I just have no idea what to do anymore, I am literally all out of ideas.
Everyone seems the same or I just do something weir d they don't like so off I go. It doesn't matter how nice someone is, or fun, or how much you have in common I find. There's a lot of "you don't make enough, you're too short, I don't like your hobbies, that thing you did I didn't like"
To be honest, when all I wanted was sex, I actually got it, when I couldn't care less about the girl, I got everything I wanted.
But that's not what I really wanted...

Like the old saying.... Most men and women are a Dime-a-dozen.
In your situation, a girl could probably expect more from you rather than what you can provide. Fancy stuff or romantic environment. Anything sloppy or poor could work for teenage dates but older dates need more romance. ^/////^

[color=#993300]Empty sex is well... Empty

Oh it was, so very empty....

But its empty sex or no sex... rather get said sex then sit alone with nothing.
I know fuck all about romance, just tricks and good lies.
I wrote down a whole bunch of gestures and ideas most people think are dumb , I just realized I gotta go see my friends Sunday...so not wanting to do that.