[Locked] FAKKU Café v5.2

[color=#993300]Well good luck with that. Finish that and you can get a second doctorate

Chapter 2 finished with the Imperial Agent, time to sleep now. Good night, café! ^_^

Agent eh?

I had a great time at my second meet-up. There was a lot of new face's and some old one's. It nice to talk to people with the same interest. They were mad cool also, heck, they even got a beer for me. I got a shitload of numbers and facebook's from them, so hopefully we can go to a sushi restaurant next. The place didn't have strawberry pokie stick's like last time but they did have some Ramune Drink's so I brought some so I can try it at home. It was pretty cool to open them, and it taste'd so delicious (>.<)

Well I am in a dilly of a pickle...

What wrong Molestia, are the FBI on you for doing something bad on 9/11?

That was today?
No I spent the day insulting bronies, since...despite watching their show here and there I always had a disliking of the fandom and have been banned from every one of their forums and groups... sometimes it's doll related stuff, sometimes I said mean things... anyways!
I friend of mine, who's a chick brony, wants me involved in some sort of musical thing... I mean I have my general disliking of the fandom (doll racism, most bronies are freaks, etc)...but she is a friend and I have seen her naked...

I am pretty torn here!

Gosh, it seem's like you are in a pickle. I quess I'm like you. i was never into the whole bronies crap. Usually the moment they start bragging about it, 8/10 times I would pretty much say mean things to them. I don't know about the whole music stuff, if you should do it or not. I say don't do something you dislike doing but that up to you. Meh, if share'd a photo of herself nake'd, it will give me a bigger reason to prevent myself from doing the whole musical stuff. Have you googl'd image that photo to see if she done the same with other people?

Reno is in the house!

Then thread dies

hahaha

Your sig made me laugh, i like it.

they're all actual quotes

That make's it even more cooler. I quess these people no longer exist in fakku anymore.

I don't care if she did, point is I got to see it lol
Guess I am a slave to my genitalia...

Yes Sir. I wish you luck on the rough road ahead.

Meh, I got high standards so it wouldn't mean much to me. A very big reason as to why I'm still single.

I don't think my standards are low... I mean she is a friend...

Ohh. Woops. Then ignore everything I say up to the picture thingy.

first is from fakku and IDK

second is the main character from the light novel campione

second is kuroneko from my little sister can't be this cute

:O

NYU~!!!!! D:

Nekomata Durpi & Hatsuns Neko Q&A 3!!

Q: Why does a human form Hatsun stuff random objects in her bra?
A: A Hatsuns Human form wears a special interdimensional bra that can transport anything she stuffs in there anywhere!!

Q: If I have sex with my Hatsun and or Durpi is it considered beastiality?
A: Yes and no. Humans having sexual intercourse with their human form Durpis and Hatsuns is quite common nowadays. But attempting to have sexual intercourse with a Cat form Hatsun and Chibi form Durpi is still highly illegal!

Q: What are the unique features of a Hatsun and Durpis human form?
A: A pure Hatsun will either be born with dark red or light blue hair with red eyes. Hatsuns also wear unique cat inspired hoodies and clothing.
A pure Durpi will be born with either white or black hair and red, white, or light blue eyes. Most Durpis also have unique highlights when they grow older based on their mothers hair.