[Locked] FAKKU CafÃ© v5.2

luinthoron · 2014-06-14T16:51:11+00:00

Welcome to the 5th incarnation of the café! Nicest place on the site, apparent Fakku chuunibyou central, and clearly the secret base of the Church of Loli. Now in a new thread because of the usual bugs got bad enough to need half a page's worth of posts before a new page showed up. Maybe you just want to sit, relax and surf through the forums. Or you can't sleep and you've replied to all the interesting topics. Yes, here's the place where you can be at! Anything goes in here, and this is a chance for you to interact with fellow FAKKU! citizens in the forums :) [color=red]Just make sure to follow the Forum Rules, also make sure to keep your posts clean. Due to forum problems, avoid deleting posts![/color] Enjoy! Café Rules: -Avoid using other languages besides from English. https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?p=951470#951470 -Put spoilers on large/long images. Cafe Staff: Spoiler:Boss/Café Owner: luinthoron Honorary Co-owner: uLan General Manager: Karina Arls Head/Executive Chef: SneeakyAsian Accountant: SneeakyAsian Apprentice/Sous Chef: RoyalElite Pastry Chef: Data Zero Head Maid: asaforever Barista: SneeakyAsian Bartender: HurrDurrpingson Waiter/Butler: Data Zero, Kaypi Waitress/Maid: Minakami Ryuu, BlinkXPoke, Aisuru, Ranka Host: Tsamari Busboy: BigBudNineOneActual Head of Security: Gahald_Mills Musician: Gubi Singer: Hatsuname Security: Revelation Maintenance: Sabers Praetor This post pretty much lifted from the previous incarnation of the café. Even this paragraph. After all, it is the same thing in the end, even if in a new place now. Enjoy your time here! Lt. Rand0m had the nice idea of having some banners to promote the café in signatures, you can find some here: Spoiler:Pack No. 1 by luinthoron: Pack No. 2 by Kuro vi Lolitannia: Pack No. 3 by Kuro vi Lolitannia:

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RoyalElite

9 years ago

SneeakyAsian wrote...

Melfice_1 wrote...

SneeakyAsian wrote...

Melfice_1 wrote...

Spoiler:

Uh....mel? What is that?

A Picture From A Road Trip.

[color=#993300]Oh? Is that the name of the game?

RoyalElite wrote...

Hehe, while we were having this conversation my sis took a peak and saw the site name... Googled it... Looked into it and saw soo much lewdness... But i managed to explain to her that i go in here for the forums and now she's interested in joining, but hearing that scare's me ;_;

[color=#993300]Lol, my parents never believe that argument. Ah speaking of your sister, I heard of the little encounter between her and Kotwar ufufufu

Ohh really.... Hehe... Seems like I got to kick his butt. Soo.... What did he tell you?

Melfice_1

9 years ago

RoyalElite wrote...

Ohh really.... Hehe... Seems like I got to kick his butt. Soo.... Did he tell you my name?

you gonna kick kotwar to the curb?
Ho Yes! I need a seat fo that

RoyalElite

9 years ago

Melfice_1 wrote...

RoyalElite wrote...

Ohh really.... Hehe... Seems like I got to kick his butt. Soo.... Did he tell you my name?

you gonna kick kotwar to the curb?
Ho Yes! I need a seat fo that

Tickets cost 5 bucks :P

Melfice_1

9 years ago

RoyalElite wrote...

Melfice_1 wrote...

RoyalElite wrote...

Ohh really.... Hehe... Seems like I got to kick his butt. Soo.... Did he tell you my name?

you gonna kick kotwar to the curb?
Ho Yes! I need a seat fo that

Tickets cost 5 bucks :P

worth it.

RoyalElite

9 years ago

This post has been properly funeral. RIP post.

SneeakyAsian CTFG Vanguard

9 years ago

Melfice_1 wrote...

SneeakyAsian wrote...

Melfice_1 wrote...

SneeakyAsian wrote...

Melfice_1 wrote...

Spoiler:

Uh....mel? What is that?

A Picture From A Road Trip.

[color=#993300]Oh? Is that the name of the game?

No, Games name is "Death Skid Marks"

[color=#993300]Ah confusing....

Data Zero Valkyrie Forces CO

9 years ago

*is having a gundam battle in space*

Melfice_1

9 years ago

SneeakyAsian wrote...

Melfice_1 wrote...

SneeakyAsian wrote...

Melfice_1 wrote...

SneeakyAsian wrote...

Melfice_1 wrote...

Spoiler:

Uh....mel? What is that?

A Picture From A Road Trip.

[color=#993300]Oh? Is that the name of the game?

No, Games name is "Death Skid Marks"

[color=#993300]Ah confusing....

well, Its a Picture Indicating your progress (in that case, finishing 1/4th of your Journey)

Melfice_1

9 years ago

SneeakyAsian wrote...

Melfice_1 wrote...

SneeakyAsian wrote...

Melfice_1 wrote...

SneeakyAsian wrote...

Melfice_1 wrote...

Spoiler:

Uh....mel? What is that?

A Picture From A Road Trip.

[color=#993300]Oh? Is that the name of the game?

No, Games name is "Death Skid Marks"

[color=#993300]Ah confusing....

well, Its a Picture Indicating your progress (in that case, finishing 1/4th of your Journey)

RoyalElite

9 years ago

Stupid Maintaince....

Halp Sneeaky.... My life is over if she joins... ;_;

SneeakyAsian CTFG Vanguard

9 years ago

RoyalElite wrote...

Stupid Maintaince....

Halp Sneeaky.... My life is over if she joins... ;_;

[color=#993300]Why? It'd be good cause you can watch out for each other unless there are things you don't want her to see, in that case,direct her to your alt

Melfice_1 wrote...

well, Its a Picture Indicating your progress (in that case, finishing 1/4th of your Journey)

[color=#993300]Ah I see....maybe I'll play Isaac....

RoyalElite

9 years ago

SneeakyAsian wrote...

RoyalElite wrote...

Stupid Maintaince....

Halp Sneeaky.... My life is over if she joins... ;_;

[color=#993300]Why? It'd be good cause you can watch out for each other unless there are things you don't want her to see, in that case,direct her to your alt

Melfice_1 wrote...

well, Its a Picture Indicating your progress (in that case, finishing 1/4th of your Journey)

[color=#993300]Ah I see....maybe I'll play Isaac....

Ha... Watch over eachother, Pftt... Please... That girl sole goal is to ruin me.

SneeakyAsian CTFG Vanguard

9 years ago

RoyalElite wrote...

Ha... Watch over eachother, Pftt... Please... That girl sole goal is to ruin me.

[color=#993300]That's what my younger brother things heheh..older or younger?

W.O.C183 always fapping

9 years ago

*Woke up* where's me pizza rolls then?

RoyalElite

9 years ago

SneeakyAsian wrote...

RoyalElite wrote...

Ha... Watch over eachother, Pftt... Please... That girl sole goal is to ruin me.

[color=#993300]That's what my younger brother things heheh..older or younger?

Same age as you.

Melfice_1

9 years ago

SneeakyAsian wrote...

Melfice_1 wrote...

well, Its a Picture Indicating your progress (in that case, finishing 1/4th of your Journey)

[color=#993300]Ah I see....maybe I'll play Isaac....

its still fun as fuck tho. altho it got a very low-bow humour at times (has been worse, see "Emo Adolfs Shop - Eins Zwei Whine"

SneeakyAsian CTFG Vanguard

9 years ago

RoyalElite wrote...

SneeakyAsian wrote...

RoyalElite wrote...

Ha... Watch over eachother, Pftt... Please... That girl sole goal is to ruin me.

[color=#993300]That's what my younger brother things heheh..older or younger?

Same age as you.

[color=#993300]Imuoto?!?!?!

Melfice_1 wrote...

SneeakyAsian wrote...

Melfice_1 wrote...

well, Its a Picture Indicating your progress (in that case, finishing 1/4th of your Journey)

[color=#993300]Ah I see....maybe I'll play Isaac....

its still fun as fuck tho. altho it got a very low-bow humour at times (has been worse, see "Emo Adolfs Shop - Eins Zwei Whine"

[color=#993300]Oh boy....

RoyalElite

9 years ago

SneeakyAsian wrote...

RoyalElite wrote...

SneeakyAsian wrote...

RoyalElite wrote...

Ha... Watch over eachother, Pftt... Please... That girl sole goal is to ruin me.

[color=#993300]That's what my younger brother things heheh..older or younger?

Same age as you.

[color=#993300]Imuoto?!?!?!

Melfice_1 wrote...

SneeakyAsian wrote...

Melfice_1 wrote...

well, Its a Picture Indicating your progress (in that case, finishing 1/4th of your Journey)

[color=#993300]Ah I see....maybe I'll play Isaac....

its still fun as fuck tho. altho it got a very low-bow humour at times (has been worse, see "Emo Adolfs Shop - Eins Zwei Whine"

[color=#993300]Oh boy....

Yup. That means younger sister, right?

SneeakyAsian CTFG Vanguard

9 years ago

RoyalElite wrote...

Yup. That means younger sister, right?

[color=#993300]Haha, yeah. That'll be interesting to see. DO EET

Melfice_1

9 years ago

SneeakyAsian wrote...

RoyalElite wrote...

SneeakyAsian wrote...

RoyalElite wrote...

Ha... Watch over eachother, Pftt... Please... That girl sole goal is to ruin me.

[color=#993300]That's what my younger brother things heheh..older or younger?

Same age as you.

[color=#993300]Imuoto?!?!?!

Melfice_1 wrote...

SneeakyAsian wrote...

Melfice_1 wrote...

well, Its a Picture Indicating your progress (in that case, finishing 1/4th of your Journey)

[color=#993300]Ah I see....maybe I'll play Isaac....

its still fun as fuck tho. altho it got a very low-bow humour at times (has been worse, see "Emo Adolfs Shop - Eins Zwei Whine"

[color=#993300]Oh boy....

theres still a ton of it in.
well, you still got a Cancer Patient (Its a Bucket list Thing. Might end differently than he imagined), a Bear (Goldicock and the three Bears. It was funny the first time) and a Hippie (Oh Boy. He has no Idea what hes getting into). Enemies include the Westmoron Baptist Church (God hates Cars, Mullets, Music and You)[Ironically they are in a car], the Aryan Road Ragers (We're drunk, pissed and you happen to be there) (some of those character Models have hitler hair and moustaches drawn on with a sharpie) and Bumper Stickers include "Blah Blah Blah Evolution"(less damage from westmorons), "Need a Dick? Buy a Gun" (more ranged damage) ad my personal Favorite: THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN! at 2 pm with a hangover (less damage from rednecks)

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