[Locked] FAKKU Café v5.3
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Bunny5390
The Defenestrator!
Hi! First time at the café!
What's the cheapest thing on the menu? I just stopped by to loiter/use the bathroom.
What's the cheapest thing on the menu? I just stopped by to loiter/use the bathroom.
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SneeakyAsian
CTFG Vanguard
george4 wrote...
Hi! First time at the café! What's the cheapest thing on the menu? I just stopped by to loiter/use the bathroom.
New face? Well welcome to the Cafe, make yourself at home. I'd say the cheapest thing we have here are drinks and some bread rolls as well. The main owner is not here, but I'm the one charged with taking care in his stead and making the food...and accounting....and night managing....
AAAANYWays, welcome welcome welcome
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Data Zero wrote...
CatNinja wrote...
Data Zero wrote...
Hmmm*researches*
*pokes* What are you researching?
Armaments for shipgirls. Aircraft carriers get VTOL F-35XA with upgraded AA guns.
Heavy cruisers get plasma or railgun turrets.
Cruisers get firepower.
Same with Destroyers.
I could supply them better CIWSs, fire rate and/or damage amplifying mods, and multi-missile systems akin to a "Macross Missile Massacre".. but whatever. I'm not good at fabricating OP armaments anyway..
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NEKOMATA Hatsun & Durpi Q&A 23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: Why are Durpis naturally shy?
A: Hatsuns fault. Years of embarrassment and teasing from Hatsuns have made Durpis a very shy Neko.
Q: Why do pats make Hatsuns pregnant?
A: Due to being a female only Neko race in the past, Hatsuns wanted to remain pure and only breed with each other. Pats seemed like a cute idea at the time when altering their traditional pregnancies.
Q: My Hatsun stares at my cheek and rubs it with her paws!
A: Hatsuns feed on soul essence by licking cheeks. But they will not lick their owners cheek.
Q: Why are Hatsuns and Durpis so scared of ONLY spray bottles and not anything else that shoots water?
A: The sound and spray causes extreme discomfort to their ears and fur/hair. Many will get traumatized from a little spray
Q: Why are Durpis naturally shy?
A: Hatsuns fault. Years of embarrassment and teasing from Hatsuns have made Durpis a very shy Neko.
Q: Why do pats make Hatsuns pregnant?
A: Due to being a female only Neko race in the past, Hatsuns wanted to remain pure and only breed with each other. Pats seemed like a cute idea at the time when altering their traditional pregnancies.
Q: My Hatsun stares at my cheek and rubs it with her paws!
A: Hatsuns feed on soul essence by licking cheeks. But they will not lick their owners cheek.
Q: Why are Hatsuns and Durpis so scared of ONLY spray bottles and not anything else that shoots water?
A: The sound and spray causes extreme discomfort to their ears and fur/hair. Many will get traumatized from a little spray
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Data Zero
Valkyrie Forces CO
BigBudNineOneActual wrote...
Data Zero wrote...
CatNinja wrote...
Data Zero wrote...
Hmmm*researches*
*pokes* What are you researching?
Armaments for shipgirls. Aircraft carriers get VTOL F-35XA with upgraded AA guns.
Heavy cruisers get plasma or railgun turrets.
Cruisers get firepower.
Same with Destroyers.
I could supply them better CIWSs, fire rate and/or damage amplifying mods, and multi-missile systems akin to a "Macross Missile Massacre".. but whatever. I'm not good at fabricating OP armaments anyway..
I could use better CIWS. Got any Phlanax in stock?
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Data Zero wrote...
BigBudNineOneActual wrote...
Data Zero wrote...
CatNinja wrote...
Data Zero wrote...
Hmmm*researches*
*pokes* What are you researching?
Armaments for shipgirls. Aircraft carriers get VTOL F-35XA with upgraded AA guns.
Heavy cruisers get plasma or railgun turrets.
Cruisers get firepower.
Same with Destroyers.
I could supply them better CIWSs, fire rate and/or damage amplifying mods, and multi-missile systems akin to a "Macross Missile Massacre".. but whatever. I'm not good at fabricating OP armaments anyway..
I could use better CIWS. Got any Phlanax in stock?
I'll teleport you 500 freshly manufactured Phalanx turrets for your shipgirl upgrades, 20mm ammunition included. Is that enough?
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Data Zero
Valkyrie Forces CO
BigBudNineOneActual wrote...
Data Zero wrote...
BigBudNineOneActual wrote...
Data Zero wrote...
CatNinja wrote...
Data Zero wrote...
Hmmm*researches*
*pokes* What are you researching?
Armaments for shipgirls. Aircraft carriers get VTOL F-35XA with upgraded AA guns.
Heavy cruisers get plasma or railgun turrets.
Cruisers get firepower.
Same with Destroyers.
I could supply them better CIWSs, fire rate and/or damage amplifying mods, and multi-missile systems akin to a "Macross Missile Massacre".. but whatever. I'm not good at fabricating OP armaments anyway..
I could use better CIWS. Got any Phlanax in stock?
I'll teleport you 500 freshly manufactured Phalanx turrets for your shipgirl upgrades, 20mm ammunition included. Is that enough?
Yes.
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Data Zero wrote...
BigBudNineOneActual wrote...
Data Zero wrote...
BigBudNineOneActual wrote...
Data Zero wrote...
CatNinja wrote...
Data Zero wrote...
Hmmm*researches*
*pokes* What are you researching?
Armaments for shipgirls. Aircraft carriers get VTOL F-35XA with upgraded AA guns.
Heavy cruisers get plasma or railgun turrets.
Cruisers get firepower.
Same with Destroyers.
I could supply them better CIWSs, fire rate and/or damage amplifying mods, and multi-missile systems akin to a "Macross Missile Massacre".. but whatever. I'm not good at fabricating OP armaments anyway..
I could use better CIWS. Got any Phlanax in stock?
I'll teleport you 500 freshly manufactured Phalanx turrets for your shipgirl upgrades, 20mm ammunition included. Is that enough?
Yes.
Thanks. *Makes coffee and teleports cookies*