[Locked] FAKKU Café v5.3
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Looky-tan wrote...
Gubi wrote...
If he doesn't want to don't make him ^_^ maybe he doesn't like it much here.but its great here... ;-;
all the great cafe people and so friendly too! ;-;
Maybe he likes spending time with you more than with us ^-^
Or maybe he doesn't care for Fakku forums that much. Its a special place ^^ not for everyone's tastes.
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Looky-tan
Got Megane?
Gubi wrote...
Looky-tan wrote...
Gubi wrote...
If he doesn't want to don't make him ^_^ maybe he doesn't like it much here.but its great here... ;-;
all the great cafe people and so friendly too! ;-;
Maybe he likes spending time with you more than with us ^-^
Or maybe he doesn't care for Fakku forums that much. Its a special place ^^ not for everyone's tastes.
He likes watching youtube videos and gaming more >_>.
He used to post here bunch, regularly, a lot! But, that was years ago... when there wasn't maintenance daily and all you had to worry about was Jacob forgetting to back up the servers so 2 weeks of posts/topic don't disappear xD
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Looky-tan wrote...
He likes watching youtube videos and gaming more >_>. He used to post here bunch, regularly, a lot! But, that was years ago... when there wasn't maintenance daily and all you had to worry about was Jacob forgetting to back up the servers so 2 weeks of posts/topic don't disappear xD
Sooo he was there back in the old days?
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NEKOMATA Hatsun & Durpi Q&A Overload!!!!
Q: My Durpi and Hatsun refuse to mate. How do I get them to have kittens?
A: Show them NekoPorn. "Unprotected Patting Gangbang XXX" and "Gentle Lewd Pats 7" have been popular for Hatsun and Durpis.
Q: Why are Hatsun and Durpis considered pets if they're half-human?
A: Seems cute. The reality is they use people to get what they want.
Q: If Hatsuns eat souls through cheek licking; how does a Durpi eat souls?..... If they do.
A: Climbing onto laps.
Q: Do Durpis ever socialise with other Durpis?
A: No, Durpis prefer to socialise with Hatsuns. If a Durpi ever came across another Durpi they will explode.
Q: My Durpi and Hatsun refuse to mate. How do I get them to have kittens?
A: Show them NekoPorn. "Unprotected Patting Gangbang XXX" and "Gentle Lewd Pats 7" have been popular for Hatsun and Durpis.
Q: Why are Hatsun and Durpis considered pets if they're half-human?
A: Seems cute. The reality is they use people to get what they want.
Q: If Hatsuns eat souls through cheek licking; how does a Durpi eat souls?..... If they do.
A: Climbing onto laps.
Q: Do Durpis ever socialise with other Durpis?
A: No, Durpis prefer to socialise with Hatsuns. If a Durpi ever came across another Durpi they will explode.
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CatNinja
Esquire Cat
Hatsuname wrote...
NEKOMATA Hatsun & Durpi Q&A Overload!!!! Q: My Durpi and Hatsun refuse to mate. How do I get them to have kittens?
A: Show them NekoPorn. "Unprotected Patting Gangbang XXX" and "Gentle Lewd Pats 7" have been popular for Hatsun and Durpis.
Q: Why are Hatsun and Durpis considered pets if they're half-human?
A: Seems cute. The reality is they use people to get what they want.
Q: If Hatsuns eat souls through cheek licking; how does a Durpi eat souls?..... If they do.
A: Climbing onto laps.
Q: Do Durpis ever socialise with other Durpis?
A: No, Durpis prefer to socialise with Hatsuns. If a Durpi ever came across another Durpi they will explode.
You really enjoy making these Q&As don't you?
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CatNinja
Esquire Cat
uLan wrote...
You have earned a new achievement: 5 Years 23 seconds ago5 years hype!
Yay! I don't know you but congratz
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CatNinja wrote...
uLan wrote...
You have earned a new achievement: 5 Years 23 seconds ago5 years hype!
Yay! I don't know you but congratz
I'm just an old geezer! Hello there!
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luinthoron
High Priest of Loli
Hello, everyone! ^_^
5 years hype!
Congratulations! ^_^
It's been too long since we last had you visit here...
uLan wrote...
You have earned a new achievement: 5 Years 23 seconds ago5 years hype!
Congratulations! ^_^
It's been too long since we last had you visit here...
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luinthoron
High Priest of Loli
So it would seem. Well, to be honest, I saw this coming the moment I accepted this translation. Still disappointing, though.