[Locked] FAKKU Café v5.3

Will you have my kitten I'll take care of it so no worries

Of course not. :D

Come on isnt birth painless for a hatsun *gets Hand ready to pat*

You were still up? o.o

Question: Why do Hatsun's hurt people they like all the time?

Wow, everyone gets sucked into her question prompts.

Eh, two's an audience, three make a crowd I guess ^_^

Not just tonight btw.

I've heard some rumors that Nekos actually come from Space. Is that true?

Nekomata Hatsuns and Durpis Q&A: Café special!!

Q: Why do Hatsuns hurt people they like all the time?
A: Hatsuns tend to try their best to make people happy. But few Hatsuns try a little too hard that they end up teasing, or annoy people they have affections for.

Q: I've heard rumors that Nekos come from space. Is that true?
A: Yes, and No. Some come from feline plants, and others were created from dark magic, fusions, beastiality, hidden islands, demon summons, evolution, and in rare occasions, human birth defects.

Q: How do pats make a Hatsun pregnant.
A: Having change their pregnancy to Pats a Hatsuns birth is a little confusing.
When the hand makes contact with the Hatsuns head she will feel a slight stimulation in her body. (human forms are greatly affected into instant heat.)
After contact the top of her head will begin to sweat, absorbing tissues from the paters hand. This mixes their DNA and absorbs back into the Hatsun. She will make a slight Yu~ moan as the DNA heads towards her womb, thus impregnating the Hatsun. This process makes Hatsuns easy to become pregnant with both male and females of any race's child. (Human-hybrids or Humans)
Giving birth to a kitten is also uniquely different than most traditional births....

As I suspected.

I can't get Hatsun pregnant.

Considering the information given...I should be able to create a new familiar based on crosses of Durpis, Hatsuns, and a few other of Kaypi's......favorites

Love me some DNA splicing, can you get me a Neko-succubi?

You could just take a Cat and curse it...

This will only lead to trouble...

Last time I tried it- nvm
Maybe I need a new catalyst for my summons.

What catalyst would you like my friend I have a fine selection.

Sulfuric acid

Do you have, like, 50 gallons of it???