FAKKU Gaydar Analyst: Jacob sir! Come take a look at this! We've got incoming!
FAKKU Gaydar Analyst: It looks like a class 5 fagstorm!
Jacob: Impossible! FAKKU has'nt seen a fagstorm since 1872! Check the auxillary!
FAKKU Gaydar Analyst: The sheer faggotry is disrupting our instruments sir!
Jacob: I'll check my wrist gaydar...
Jacob: Sweet mother... we're going to need back-up. Send Vegeta out to get Gambler!
Jacob: No... it can't be...
Jacob: We've lost Gambler! We need Mike!
Mike: Huh?
Jacob: We've lost him too!
FAKKU Gaydar Analyst: Sir! It looks like the fagstorm is about to combine with a leztastic gay rights movement!
Jacob: ... if we survive this, Chuu is still an annoying fag.
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*Alarms going off.*
FAGSTORM APPROACHING. FIND COVER OR BEND OVER!
Fagstorm arriving in
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FAKKU Gaydar Analyst: I... I think it's over sir...
Jacob: No... it's only begining...
[size=8]Im bored[/h]