Fakku HQ

So let's say you took a trip to Portland, Oregon, and lets also say you went to Fakku's Headquarters. What do you think they would do if you showed up and asked for a tour?

They would let you suck their dicks some more?

Nothing.

Give you a tour.

The question should be rephrased to "What will you do if they decide to give you a tour?".

>molotov the servers

Fakku HQ is probably one of the least weird things in Portland.

What am I, psychic?

Throw loonies at door. They smell money. Smuggle loli across border.

Probs take me out on the town and show me the ropes of the american dream. But being australian, no doubt I'd be tipsy when they are fuk'd

You never been here, son. You can't out drink people raised on Tecate, everclear and moonshine. We start drinking at 13. Best middle graduation ever.

It's funny that I vaguely remember posting that, but was tipsy at the time. I thought it was like last year that I posted that. Bloody hell

It'd be interesting. Had some '70%' vodka before and powered through that pretty easily. Didn't start drinking until I was 18 (had a few glasses before then, but never a lot), and still didn't drink much. Somehow I still get through a fair bit for my size. Probably got something to do with genetics. Mum and her mum are fairly heavy drinkers, hah.

That said, usually I eat a fair bit during or prior to drinking, which helps

You think that's bad? I made a thread about 2 years ago, talking about how I was debating finishing off a 12 pack of beer after slamming 6. I finished the other 6 and 2 tall cans, went to go to bed, fell off the bed and on to the floor. Could barely get up. My mom and grandpa came in and helped me up, and I blew chunks all over the floor and myself. I never drank like that again. I actually had to replace my bed because it was permanently puke stained. Not fun.

That post was after half a bottle of rum, which wasn't bad. Half a carton of beer is easy money ;D

>thinks the servers are at the Fakku offices.

How else would Jacob fuck them?

Depends who you are. I'm not sure if they'd give a tour to a no name newfag. It also wouldn't surprise me if their office looks like any other but with anime posters and merch.

He keeps them in his bed

If I had to take a guess, they are probably in some random ass country where internet censorship laws are lax, and Jacob pays a fee to whom ever is hosting Fakku's content.

This

Does the gf mind?