FAKKUMON!

Ok, rules and explanations. Post profiles like this:

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Fakkumon @ item
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Fakkumon @ item
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Fakkumon @ item
ability
move1 move2 move3 move4

Fakkumon @ item
ability
move1 move2 move3 move4

Fakkumon @ item
ability
move1 move2 move3 move4

Fakkumon @ item
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A Fakkumon can be anything you want, WITHIN LIMITATIONS.
1. You can use a poke'mon.
2. You can use yourself.
3. You can use anyone from an anime, manga, or popular culture.
4. You can use almost ANYTHING.

Although,
1. You cannot use another Fakker as a Fakkumon... unless you catch them. lol
2. You cannot use the same Fakkumon as someone else UNLESS it is a poke'mon.
3. No legendary poke'mon.
4. If you make up a Fakkumon, it is allowed ONE unique ability, and must have ONE unique weakness that fits in proportion to its ability.
5. You may NOT use Chuck Norris or Mr. T. They, however, may use you.

With that SAID, battles must be declared in a seperate topic. I will ref. Unless I am in the battle. Then we assign a temporary referee. Probably Azumax. Lol pwnd.

Let the Fakkumon craze COMMENCE!

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Noutakun
Lord of Chaos

Uber Pwnage
Mudkipz @ Haxbot v1.0
Instant Cast (If attacked with buttsecks, will get 2 attacks per turn)

->Lock-on
->Sheer Cold
->Horn Drill
->Fissure

Haruko @ Sony Gibson
Daicon IV (Add a chance to confuse enemies at the end of an attack)

->Head Bang
->Furi Curi
->Slingshot
->Guitar Solo

Negi @ Thousand Master Staff
Clueless (Resistant to sexual moves)

->Deflexio
->Flans Exarmation
->Sagitta Magicka
->Jovis Tempestas Fulguriens

Evangeline @ Chachazero
Vampire (Invulnerable to normal deaths, deadly allergic to garlic, stakes, and garlic steaks.)

->Substitute
->Kozmike Katazrofe
->Vampire Bite
->Suggestion

Medicham @ Fist Plate
Pure Power (Doubles power of physical attacks)

->Drain Punch
->Swords Dance
->Hi-Jump Kick
->Close Combat

Matoko @ Trousers
Weak Will (Follows sexual orders from females)

->PP Stand
->Art Attack
->Incest
->Charm

-----------Box----------------
Nikon-dono @ Katana
Coding = Fail (Unaffected by Cyber-type status moves)

->Edit
->Boot
->Mutual Feelings
->Hentai = Porn[/h]

I officially caught these two today on IRC. However, since they are protected by the law, I had to breed them to get their loli versions.

Azu-chan
Loli Napper


Loli-DarkAxz @ Candy
Raid (May attack 2-5 times on a single turn)

-> J-J-JAM IT IN!
-> It's a trap!
-> Summon Pirate Lolis
-> Anti-nap


Loli-Minsc @ Restraining Order
Oh shi- (May make the opponent flinch)

-> Exploding Van
-> Upskirt
-> Doll Fapping
-> Phone FBI


Caught another one on IRC:

Loli-Jun @ Trap Manga/Doujins
Multi-Trap (All trap-based attacks inflict 2x damage)

-> Loli Trap
-> Reverse Trap
-> Offer Loli a pie
-> Offer Loli some candy

Gizmo
Doom Bringer

Hiruma Yoichi@Book of Threats
Satanic (absorb 50% of the attack damage but weak against physical attack)

->Crippling Fear
->Armory
->Weapon of Mass Destruction
->Book of Threats

Saber@Scabbard
Invincible (null damage, IF posses the scabbard)

->Auto-Regen
->Courage
->Excalibur
->Avalon

Biohazard
Topic Killer

Biozard @ Hentai Folder
Insomnia (Prevents Sleep Status)

-> Chronic Masturbation
-> Grammar Correction
-> Lurk
-> Bad Singing

(work in progress)

tsujoi @ Nondescript Location
Barrel Roll! (Avoids "To Catch A Predator" show)

-> Paper Bag Face
-> Whip It OUT!
-> Hunt Loli
-> Force Loli Into Van

Petname: IllegalAlien @ Weapon: Taco
Team Name: Border Hoppers Anonymous

-> Breeding (Produces allies to assist.)
-> Drug Dealing (Raises crime-rate.)
-> Prostitution (Gives enemy AIDS.)
-> Raise The Mexican Flag (Mocks the enemy.)

Noutakun, Minsc would like to talk to you about- turning your game into an IRC Battle Bot (that keeps track of players, pets, attacks, wins/losses records), and making a special channel for it. If you're interested.

Visit #fakku sometime -- thanks.

I most humbly agree.

Saw this old thread... want to bring it back... WHOOP!

RukiaSexi
Sex Kitten

Cleavage Queen @ HypnoBoobs
Milkshake (bouncing breasts will stun opponent)

-> Bra Snap!
-> G-String Strangle
-> High Heel to the Face
-> B.J. of Doom

Yuri Princess @ Identical Clone Yuri 2
Kiss of Death (Clone Appears, they make out to stun you, then they both attack)

-> Kootchy Flash
-> Boob Smash
-> Pole Dancing
-> Posionous Kiss