Fifteen more days.. he will ascend the mortal barriers...

Given to him at the point of his folly with his lightly red dullahan. Death becomes us. He lust will rule this pale existence. 16 days if you count Europe is his starting point of creation.

LET ME HELP YOU OUTTA YOUR CHAIR GRANDMA.

He's going to die because of his diabetes.

I'll give you some more of my life juice.

Serious.

No, that's awesome because I called dibs on his wife and dogs.

I get his cat.

I get his wheelchair.

Who wants the kid?

Do you live in the California with the Taco people? If not then you can not take her.

No, fate is awesome. I get his house, dogs, sick ass camera, wheel chair, and I get to fuck his wife.

GRANDMA WHAT WAS IT LIKE, TO BE ON THAT HOLIDAY SITE!

I'll take a guess...

While in europe he accidently cut off the head of his ochinchin. Now he can't fap for 16 days while he is waiting for it to recover and getting back to his original country so he can have the stitches removed. Oh and he is also having suicidal thoughts... I think that covers everything now.

Sorry for your loss, must be painful.

He got his penis stuck in a socket and it got cut off by accident?

Really?! His diabetes?! Cant he just put them outside for a couple days?

Nigga, do I look like an expert on diabetes?

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To tell you the truth, you were pretty convincing.

Convincing about what? He does have diabetes and he is going to die. Uncle Freaky won't live forever.

15 days. He will rise. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEalmOJsvM0

Never knew freaky-san was capable of getting sick or diagnosed with anything other than the guro fetishes.

Seriously, I hope it doesn't get serious in the future.