Foreskin.
What do you have/prefer
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Badguy wrote...
Deftera Mirage wrote...
Circumsized twice.CIRCUMCISED 3 TIMES
BEAT THAT
My doctor didn't cut enough skin during the first one. What's your excuse?
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SolidShark wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
My foreskin is good for aiming while having that first piss in the morning. I pinch it so it swells up like a balloon, then let go slowly until I'm sure I have a straight aim. Otherwise it comes out like shotgun shots.trufax
-insert witty irrelevant image here-
It's also very fun to play with. I mean, not mine, the bf's. But, question, how do you swell it up like a balloon? That doesn't sound very easy to do...
Well, like a balloon, you don't let the opening spill the urine or semen. You close it off. It's easy as long as your fingers and the penis are dry, otherwise it will slip your grip.
Gravity cat wrote...
Pinch the end shut while taking a piss.
Think of it as holding the end of a balloon to keep the air from escaping before tying it together. Kinda like that
Oh I get it! Doesn't it hurt though? Though I suppose it's just skin...
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Circumsizion has been ruined by American pigs long ago....
It's a shame since it's really beautiful in the Jewish religion, but when an American does it it's just stupid unless he's a Jew.
It's a shame since it's really beautiful in the Jewish religion, but when an American does it it's just stupid unless he's a Jew.
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SolidShark wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Spoiler:
Oh I get it! Doesn't it hurt though? Though I suppose it's just skin...
It doesn't hurt, it feels pleasant. If you try to fill it with urine, it will hurt and spill from too much pressure. If semen, it will feel nice as you ejaculate with the foreskin closed.
It does sound a bit gross though. You better clean that shit up right away in that case I suppose.
EDIT:As an afterthought, it might explain why the bf spends SO MUCH TIME in the bathroom.