Forever alone

Sometimes she's horny, most of the time she sleeping and i have a ninja dick... when i removing the piercings.

piercings, what piercings?
aren't the kids a problem?

Awww. You can never be alone. If push comes to shove and you can't even make one on fakku here's what you do.

Go to a hospital waiting room and hunker down and work on looking distressed. Wait for a hot chick with an equally forlorn face. Bring her a cup of coffee and establish a rapport. Keep practicing at this until you can squeak out some sympathy sex. The bonus is when you cry after sex, and you will, you have a sick uncle in the hospital to blame.

So y'know... I don't get any notifications.. unless i post something overly stupid or bastardly.

I have a 7 tier jacob's ladder and no the kids sleep like wasted teens and we lock the door.... the sleeping and ninja stuff i just thought that was funny to say... kids never sleep rape a person unless their cool about.

LOL
i once triend to fuck in my sleep, she woke me up and told me waht i was doing, lol

i had 2 when i logged on today.

Yo gabba gabba.

same here...

BITCHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT NO NOTIFICATIONS IN A WEEK

i know about no notifications in a week :D

Wait what?