Fuck it, hopping on the di- bandwagon

NAME MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU HAVE ONE?: Mike
NUMBER OF OLDNESS?: 26
WHERE WERE YOU VAGINALLY SHAT OUT?: The land of the limeys.
SEX?: If you're offering
SO?: Significant Other? No, I'm Forever Alone.
DO YOU LIKE DICK, PUSSY, INANIMATE OBJECTS OR NONE OF THE ABOVE?: I am straight
WHERE BE YOU LANDLUBBER?: In bed Nose Exhaling at memes
WHERE DO YE WORK?: Being dead inside working retail
MARGE STATUS?: https://40.media.tumblr.com/c18ba10d8933052d5312c4da75224cd2/tumblr_o1ncyg867r1v20qjdo1_500.jpg
DEVIL SPAWNS?: None that I'm aware of
DO YA HAVE A BALL AND CHAIN?: I just answered this, no
WHAT'S YER GAY LOVER'S NAME?: I am offended
ODDITIES?: I gently bite my hand while under the influence of alcohol to try and determine how drunk I am because my sense of touch gets affected by it
HOBBIES?: Vidya gaems, work to fund vidya gaems, youtube, whacking off, existing

9.5/10

Still better than David's.

More, I need more!!!!! Mhahahahahaha