Fucked up things

T'was just some self-insert personal history.



I actually had a similar incident when I was a kid, I tried sucking on my older cousin's breasts when I was like 10 or so (she was well over 20 though, can't remember how old she is around now so I can't calculate... probably early twenties)

She woke up, slapped me and dragged me to see my dad, who then whipped me with a belt. Fun times.

Why not both?

>animal abuse

Ruh roh.

When I went to Jamaica with my dad and brother, I threw a rock at a big ass lizard chilling on a tree, killing it instantly. I proceeded to pick up the dead body and play Popeye the sailor man with it. What can I say, I had to do something to break the ice between me and my cousins. It was a hit.

Edit:

When I was 6 or 7, I convinced my cousin to do a strip tease in the woods and play with herself. I haven't seen her in years, can't even remember what she looks like. Probably scarred for life though. Now that I think about it, this is probably how pornstars are born.

Who?

- When I was little, I put my sesame street farm barn on the bbq which was open and lit, and then closed the lid.

This was it! It's like finding an old toy you misplaced years ago.
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Sesame_Street_Farm


- I put a coloring book under a furnace in the basement and it caught on fire, and sent smoke all through the house, and the fire department had to come.

When i was a kid i had to kill turtles and eat magic mushrooms to live. One summer i had to save a girl from a pig wizard with a master sword and silver arrows and that fall i killed nazis. Four years later i just masturbated most of the time or get drunk and crush puss. Ahh the 80's and 90's

Mario, Link and CoD?

Mario bros
Mario bros 2( renamed lost levels on the nes)
Mario 2 NA
Mario 3
Legend of zelda
link adventure
Link to the past
Wolfenstein/doom.

Would of played Doki Doki Panic aka Mario 2 jp but that game is rare.

Pyromaniac?

Not really, I just made poor decisions that involved fire.

Just remembered.

Once dropped a cat down a canal cause i thought cats always landed on their feet

I remember...

-Trying to pan fry my sister's guppy when I was five.
-Dry-humping all the pillows in my aunt's living room while watching Boomerang (the 1992 movie) when I was ten.
-Punched a classmate in the balls for taking shit about me.
-Some other stuff that I can't recall atm.

Also did the 2nd one. Was using my uncles playboys though

I once drowned my parents' cat in my own piss in the bathroom when I was 8 or 9. At another point in time, I fondled my sleeping mother, who woke up and hit me repeatedly on the head. Probably retarded now. Moving on, in high school I raped a goat with a rusty pipe. On graduation day, I told the cheerleader's boyfriend I had fun with her, only to take him into the locker room and rape him instead. Man, I lived a life of pure indulgence.

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If you think any of that was more than trolling, you're a retard.

I threw a bicycle chain into some power lines at my buddies house, it wrapped around one wire hit the wire next to it and BOOM, knocked out the power to half the city, good times!

Despite the fucked up shit that happened to me in my youth, yall make me feel like I was a well adjusted kid.

Mother fucker. I was fucking killing Haji when I was seventeen. Fuck your pre serial killer killing of rats and cats.

when i was about 10 some neighbour throw their old fridge outside beside their house so i set it on fire, the fire brigade had to be called