In the time I was here on FAKKU. A week late but yeah.
For this anniversary, an Overwatch Waifu power tier list. Blizzard made a wide variety of waifus for this game that even people that don't play it want a bite. Disclaimer, this isn't how viable they are. Don't get it twisted. Here goes:
God Tier >Mei
Thick Meganekko asian. Blizzard is spying on me. >D Va
Gamer girl mecha pilot. What more can a man ask for?
High Tier >Widowmaker
Blue woman with an ass2fat and a sexy af accent. >Tracer
Doesn't have the badonkadonk Widow has (seriously, they made a controversy about a pose that's not even sexual) but I'd still hit it from the back with glee. Has a cheery adorable personality too. >Mercy
Biased because I main her. Them leggings tho. >Ana GILF that is all.
Mid Tier >Pharah
Justice reigns fro-- augh >Symmetra
Chocolate lady with child bearing hips
Low Tier >Winston
That's right a fucking Gorilla is better than what's next.
>Widowmaker
Basically if Mystique and Lara Croft had a superhot lesbian baby. >Tracer
Perfect mix of adorable and hot. And the controversy was great. >Mercy
Oh sweet mother of.
Waifus with Tierage
>D.Va
Cute gamer chick. Little bit of sass. Asuka without the bitchiness. >Ana
Tan cougar. >Zarya
Actually not, but I appreciate the bold decision to have such a character. Her playstyle is also a very refreshing take on traditional tanking.
Trail of Tiers
>Mei >Symmetra >Pharah
I really don't know why for these three. They've got all the right ingredients, but for some reason, they just- don't stand out to me. Symmetra especially; normally- I'd be all over that like dronestrikes on a city in the middle east- but she just comes across as, bland.
It's okay Zamor, I like using reaper because he's good at shredding tanks, but damn do I hate the actual character. Wished he was fleshed out more, his mentor-student relationship with McCree is never touched on, or his death/transformation.
Also for OP because I know he loves this character.
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