Going For A Record; Need Your Help

I would like your help on my conquest for the new high score of [color=red]Notifications[/color].
I wanna get as MANY notifications as possible, so post literally anything you want in this thread!
(The post doesn't even have to make sense; "ahgjirhjeaignerakgr" is a quality post here)

Also private messages give X2 notifications - so if you would be so kind as to spam PM me (And when I say spam PM, I mean spam).
Note: I'll try to read every PM and post here when I log on in a few months.

Spam this thread, spam PM me, mass-rep me, EVERYTHING! I'm logging off for about a month, so they'll build up.
[size=29]GO![/h]


Sidenote: Should I start a 'Medzo Cafe'? The rules and 'jobs' would be rediculous.

Okay.

You trying to beat my record?

Yus I want the Medzo Café.

Does this mean you're not coming on fakku for a few months or you're just not going to check notifications?

I think he just started.

Both (in a way). Medzy really need to focus on his work (i.e. building a house), Medzy will still use this website- but just with... Well you know.

I'm totally not an alt, by the way.



Brilliant avi

I'm willing to help a fellow friend.

helping because I can

poost

The highest I've seen someone had was 2,827. But I think "lazyasschillypepper" has the current record.

Where's he anyways?

Done, for today at least (It's 12MN and I need to sleep now)



Tell him that it's not like I want to help him fulfill his dream or something.
That baka.

hnnnnnnng zenbu

I WILL TOP THIS

What the

Requesting Sticky

Run the waifu game next time- more notifications than your browser has room for.

I blame your avi

W-wha

your constant Santa zenbu avis are making me hnnnnngh