Good Things That Are Better Backwards

It can be a movie, anime, game, book, manga, anything.

If you watch Thelma And Louise backwards, it's about a canyon that vomits a car full of ladies that saves peoples lives.

Saint's Row 3 backwards is about martians that reverse blowup a military bunker thingy, save a TV star, save a bank from being robbed by nobody and then the martians get eaten by a plane.

Shit weed ate your gray matter too well.

Oreimo backwards is about a girl being cured from her forbidden love. And starts hating her brother more and more.

Yotsuba backwards is about a little gir-, yea, the exact same.

Lion King backwards is about 3 hyenas creating a "chosen" Lion named Scar to lead and save their kingdom from famine and natural disasters, until their kingdom is befallen by Scar's archnemsis and newphew Simba, who is cursed with getting younger as he gets older. Simba relies on his best friends Timon and Pumba until they get sick of his carefree attitude so they abandon him in the desert as an infant. He returns to Pride Rock and Scar is eventually overthrown when Simba summons his deceased father Mufasa from stampeding buffalo to take over the kingdom and Scar is left as nothing more than a disgruntled relative.

This is fantastic.

Antichrist backwards is about a woman who rises from the dead and puts herself back together while her husband slowly accepts her return as she heals him and bears his son.

If life was backwards, we'd all be pulled from the earth in fancy boxes. Eventually, we'd slowly begin to shrink until we were eaten by some fat ladies vagina.

Congratulations, you win my thread!

If you've watched K-On! backwards, it's about a group of girls who are terrible at playing musical instruments which cause the group to split up one by one.

School days backward is about a guy who was brought back to life and leaves every girl he's about to sleep with to be with his one true love in the end.

Its been said before, but Jaws backwards is about a shark that throws up so many people they have to build a beach.

What about the word racecar?

If you watch Mobile Suit Gundam backwards, the Earth Federation builds mobile suits and bases for Zeon all over Earth and Space, and the Federation's ace Gundam pilot decides he'd rather just be a normal kid.

FLCL backwards is about a kid who has a giant bird from space and a bunch of self- repairing robots get sucked into his head but not before another robot has an epic battle with them. The girl who liked the kid's older brother comes back and starts hitting on the kid while the kid's weird live-in maid decides she wants to leave forever but not before hitting the kid with her bass guitar and running him over with her Vespa.

If you take digestion backwards it's about people shoving shit into their rears and CREATING FOOD.

Every Pokemon game up to Gen 4 (because I don't know shit about Unova) backwards is the story about the young Pokemon champion who tested his mettle by summoning the legendary of his region, only to get cursed so bad, he starts losing every battle after that. This results in the loss of his title to either his rival or the previous champion, and all the Gym Leaders, who reclaim their badges back. By the end, he loses all of his Pokemon, including the one he got from the Professor (he had to return it after being deemed unfit to train and raise any more), and goes back to his regular life of playing video games alone in his room, living in a home without a real father figure.

In general, at least.

That would only be if you ate shit.


Is there something that you're trying to tell us, son?

Episode from southpark where they shove food up their ass and shit comes out their mouths.

Ah yes, I remember now.

Confused it with the Brown Note for a second.