HERE YE HERE YE DUMB FUCKERS! IT IS THE GREATEST MOD AND PROBABLY HOTTEST USER OF FAKKU'S BIRTHDAY RIGHT NOW! I FOR ONE HAVE NOTHING BUT RESPECT FOR HER BECAUSE TEGS GIVES NO FUCKS EXCEPT FOR MAKING HERSELF HAPPY (i think) AND THAT IS WHAT IS FUCKING IMPORTANT. HER HAPPINESS IS THE ONLY THING THAT IS IMPORTANT ON FAKKU (true facts) AND I WILL DO ANYTHING TODAY TO MAKE SURE THAT HAPPENS. TEGUMI IS THE LOVE THAT FILLS YOUR SOUL AND THE LIGHT THAT SHINES IN THE DARKNESS WHEN YOU ARE FEELING SAD! IF YOU DON'T SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HER AND ADMIT TO LOVING HER THEN I WILL FIND YOU AND MURDER YOU!
NOW I REMEMBER WHEN I MET TEGUMI AND I CALLED HER A "CUNT". I HATE MYSELF FOR THIS BECAUSE IT HINDERED WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN THE GREATEST FRIENDSHIP ON FAKKU TO DATE! DOES SHE FEEL THE SAME WAY? IDK I AM NOT A MIND READER! I DO KNOW THOUGH THAT SHE IS MY FAVORITE FEMALE USER AND I CAN'T IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT TEGUMI
I AM VERY HAPPY SHE WAS BORN AND CREATED HER ACCOUNT ON FAKKU!