Gravity cat wrote...
It's not gay unless balls are touching.
I've always wondered how this rule was determined.
Were there guys you were supremely bored one day, and decided to experiment? Ranking different sexual acts with how gay it made them feel?
Kissing: 7/10
Fondling: 6/10
Blowjob: 8.5/10
Penetration (Missionary): 9.2/10
Penetration (Doggystyle): *Balls smacked together during a thrust* FUCKFUCKFUCK GAYGAYGAY ARGH FUCK SHIT SO GAY COCK MONKEY FUCK PISS ARGH MY ANUS CRAP GAYLORD DANCING FAGDICK GAY