So I discovered what Pauly Paul has been doing all this time, which is go on this damn site. It's filled with filthy smut and I found out my son is a sexual deviant.
I can't blame him since I too love sticking corndogs up my vagina as his father fucks my butthole. My vagina is so huge from all the gangbangs, rough sex I have had in the past, and pushing Pauly Paul's big ass head out of my vagina.
And here I thought he was gay. I guess I was wrong.