This has to be the most horrible sin ever committed in Fakku history. Sadly I was the one who posted this. I was in a rush and things happened the way they did. Please forgive me I beg you.
Adam and Eve ate the apple because Chuck Noris told them to.
Chuck Noris and God fought... The resulting explosion was known to us as The Big Bang Theory.
Chuck Noris can't die because he isn't allowed in heaven nor hell for obvious reasons.
*If you haven't noticed by now I spelled Chuck Norris wrong*