How do you fart?

Alrighty!!! since my dog farts poll seems to be missing the "No" option for some reason i have decided to make a new one. Although this one is still related to farts it no longer has to do with animals. Now,this poll was inspired by ero-sensei in the DOG FARTS poll. and this poll is about the different ways people fart. For example, when you are going to fart do you sometimes lift one leg and kinda lean to one direction or do you stay as still as possible and try to make it silent, or are you on of those bastards who farts just before the elevator stops and then gets off and leaves everyone behind to smell your dirty little present? If your unique way of farting is not mentioned in the poll please don't feel offended simply post your special way of doing things and share with us the magic that is farting, im sure everyone wants to know how u do it HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

OH AND IF YOU THINK THIS THREAD IS STUPID, DON'T VOTE AND DONT POST SAYING IT IS STUPID AND JUST LET IT DIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! Otherwise, feel free to join in and support this thread.

OMG.......!!!!

this maybe belong to IB

through my penis, how else?

by clearing my mind of whimsical things

as a guy with 5 step bros we let u know when we fart and take credit for the good ones

One time, my friend was crashing at my place, and we were both trying to go to sleep. Suddenly, he cries out, "OHHH!" and then a huge fart blasts out of his ass. I look over at him, and he's cringing in pain. It was an explosive fart, and it actually hurt his ass. He was moaning for the next five minutes about his aching butthole.

I FART WITH MY ASSHOLE

This is a bad thread.

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT THE PHILISOPHICAL QUALITIES OF MUNCHING RUG.

You didn't bring the image with you...

Freud would probably say something about returning to the womb, but I think it's more about not having any chewing gum around and being orally fixated.

i think this is the image you're looking for

That'd be more psychological than philosophical, wouldn't it?

Philosophically, I'd say that munching rug is sort of a way to please the other party while pleasing ourselves. By going down on the girl, we are able to share pleasure with one another. It is true bonding because it is unsure where our pleasure ends and her pleasure begins.