I was at a party once, and some guy with herpes was drinking beer, then he set the beer bottle in the couch in between the two cushions; so the neck of the bottle was sticking up.
And I was not waring my pants or a diaper at the time, so I sat on the couch, the bottle went up my ass, now I have anal herpes.
Back to you, News team 6.
My first time making a IB thread, Be gentle.