How Poland Started WWII

Masayoshiii · 2017-01-06T22:09:15-01:00

Disclaimer: You're all idiots for reading this, and I'm laughing at you. The Polish were seating Jews in positions of power in various nations, and the Jews were controlling the economy in a way that ruined it in their respective countries, thus causing the great depression. After Adolf Hitler found the truth, he vowed to make the Pollacks pay for their atrocities, and would destroy the jews utterly and completely, so that something on this scale of global poverty could never happen again. It was for the good of the world. Thus, he campaigned and clawed his way to power, eventually overthrowing the Jew-controlled government and saving Germany's economy after taking his place as their rightful God. The non-Goyim rebelled, however, and thus he was forced to sentence their kind to death in the most excruciating, inhumane ways possible as an example of what would happen to any other traitors who tried to sabotage the world economy like the Jews did. He did so with a tear in his eye, weeping that the Jews could not be dealt with peacefully. The despair drove him and his wife to commit suicide, having their remains secretly shipped to Argentina for burial. The end... ...or... ...was it? Regardless, Hitler was a true hero, a martyr to mankind whose courage and valor were only rivaled by Genghis Khan. I hope you enjoyed this story... Your anger and annoyance only make me stronger!

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CronaBaka Mellow Yellow

7 years ago

æ£ç¾© wrote...

Sgt.broski wrote...

The thread itself isnt serious let alone funny we all know that, but what I don't understand is why you're posting this shit.

Specifically to rustle specific peoples' jimmies.

The people I was aiming for didn't even show up, so it was kind of disappointing.

If you're referring to deez nuts, then I agree.

Masayoshiii Gone

7 years ago

CronaBaka wrote...

If you're referring to deez nuts, then I agree.

Nah, not him.

You two are only funny when you're arguing with each other over stupid shit.

Manes

7 years ago

CronaBaka Mellow Yellow

7 years ago

æ£ç¾© wrote...

CronaBaka wrote...

If you're referring to deez nuts, then I agree.

Nah, not him.

You two are only funny when you're arguing with each other over stupid shit.

It's so easy to trigger him. Hell, even a total idiot can do it. :u

animefreak_usa Child of Samael

7 years ago

CronaBaka wrote...

æ£ç¾© wrote...

CronaBaka wrote...

If you're referring to deez nuts, then I agree.

Nah, not him.

You two are only funny when you're arguing with each other over stupid shit.

It's so easy to trigger him. Hell, even a total idiot can do it. :u

Only trigger you can pull off is the one in your mouth.
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CronaBaka Mellow Yellow

7 years ago

+1 'cause self-deprecation. xD

Akiryo

7 years ago

I didn't read any of that

animefreak_usa Child of Samael

7 years ago

James. Ð§Ð•Ð‘Ð£Ð Ð•ÐšÐ˜

Masayoshiii Gone

7 years ago

animefreak_usa wrote...

James. Ð§Ð•Ð‘Ð£Ð Ð•ÐšÐ˜

I'm not a big fan of hot pockets.

Winged-Fapper

7 years ago

Polish Ukrainian on my moms side. No jews here just pollock.

Foreground Eclipse

7 years ago

æ£ç¾© wrote...

Sgt.broski wrote...

The thread itself isnt serious let alone funny we all know that, but what I don't understand is why you're posting this shit.

Specifically to rustle specific peoples' jimmies.

The people I was aiming for didn't even show up, so it was kind of disappointing.

Because your threads are more disappointing they are when seeing them.

animefreak_usa wrote...

Foreground Eclipse wrote...

Sgt.broski wrote...

IB finally made that brain of yours flip upside down hm? Tragic.

There was nothing to flip in the first place.

Men flip you every 30 mins when you're at work. No one wants to fuck you face to face anymore.

You're the reason why I still visit this place. That and for your tacos.

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