SolidShark wrote...
You would make a fine copy pasta chef. Take my word for it.
your pasta kind of reminds me about the time I was working at a day care center. One of the kids mother was complaining that her daughter didn't want to take naps so we decided to help her take naps. Me and the guys agreed we should slap our dicks on her daughter so we starting slapping our dicks on her daughter. But then the fucking new guy accidentally jizzed on her daughter and it was too late now because the mom was bitching she wants her daughter back. So I mixed the jizz with her hair and eyelids then we give the mom her daughter back. She never even noticed.