How was your goddamn day, IB, el primer parte!

Ahhhh, how was your day fellows. I ran through the park just to get one eyed pirated by geese in the park. They had the audacity to nut on me too on my shirt. At least buy a man a drink first. At least I got to walk shirtless to the car. Anyway, happy taco day tomorrow!

Sour cream will never be the same anymore ...

I feel violated.

Only white people celebrates the defeat of the french. There sooooooooo many days in the year that happen.

Too soon.

Yeah compared to mine i would have rather had the birds. Have you ever played a sick and twisted game of "would you rather?" in which you had to choose between deepthroating a cactus or getting razor blades shoved up the ass? Or maybe face a painful birth (im a guy by the way)? Or worse... Much. Much worse... That guy needs some serious help. Also most of the "would you rather" ?'s concerned devastating pain to my ass or some weird form of rape by a very large, dark complected man. So, yeah the birds would have been a sweet pleasantry compared to my day. I now believe i need therapy. And an anti-rape device near him.

Wow, you kids are becoming hardcore nowadays.