My name is Dexter Douglas, I was installing some new components into my computer, I don't know what happened, but I got sucked into the internet. Something happened, I changed into to something, I don't know what but it' crazy man you got to help me, I have have strange urges to run around in long red flannel footie pajamas making whooshing noises.
This is what it looks like...
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY HELP ME