I have bears. Do you have bears?

Teddy bears. I have 4 as a get well soon gift from my friends.
Do you have teddy bears? Are they cute? What's their names?
If you don't have bears then what do you cuddle with? Sharks? Love pillows? Laser beams? Reindeer?
Don't lie and say you don't like to cuddle with something now and again.

Plum, Banana, Kiwi, and Apple. Those are my bears. I love the bears.
What are your bears?

Pedobear.

Real men use bear carcasses.

I don't own any.

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I have a pedobear hat, Jake (from Adventure Time) plushie, and one of those plush alpacas if those count.

Can't believe I'm saying this, but you got sauce on that?

I hate-bears... (queue MtG reference hate)

i actually dont have any bears. but i do have a small collection of stuffed animals. right now the only ones not in boxes are a white bunny, luna. a giant giraffe, freddie. a wolf that has a gma inside of it (best plushie from ikea ever!), they dont have names yet. and a sheep named silence that looks like shes staring into your soul.

im a pretty big fan of stuffed animals :) probably because i also enjoy making them. my dream job is to become a toy maker and open up a little plushie store online. but thats gonna have to wait a couple more years..

You sound like a serial killer with the way you type. Also no, I have plushies.

I was expecting something... Not that.


ot; I have many bears. I never got rid of them from when I was a child, so there is like 20 or so chilling in a box in the shed.
Got a few pokemon plushies that chill around my bed currently, because totodile and eevee op

I like cuddling with people.

Nope.

OT: I don't have any nor do I wish to own anymore unless they're gifts or presents.

I have a 3 persons bed and 2/3 are filled with bears, plushies and pillows.

Was sorta high off painkillers when I wrote it XD.
'Twas in the hospital after some druggie KO'd me in the mall. I already mentioned that in full paragraphs and several haiku so no detail. I'll be fine. My ribs hurt a lot though.

Glad to see I'm not the only adult who enjoys a cuddly plush

I've been considering midgets lately.

The fuck does that have to do with teddy bears and cuddling them? I suppose your saying you'd cuddle short people like a teddy bear but still, I was not expecting a response like that

Yes, things like that happen from time to time.

But what if the bear cuddled me?