I met a girl on the Internet

I met a girl on the Internet
her name was Haley
I said to give me sex
she said: “I’m only twelve”
I said that shit is cool
I used to be in middle school!
But then again that was back in †˜93
and now I’m twenty-six I kinda see
how you and me could be a cronto girl
don’t go out and tell the world
just try to act your age and then
wait, what’s you’re age again?
what’s your age again?

Later on, I found her fan club,
I joined right up, and then I scanned one
or two pics of my nuts, a couple of my dick
and then I send em all at once

And that was about the time her daddy called me up
and told me he’d rip off my balls and stuff
if I should ever try to touch his girl
I told him that she’s growing up
and someone has to show her what
what to suck and fuck
That’s when he hung up.
Alright so check it out

after that phone call i felt a little bad, right
so I was gonna call her house y'know
and be a little apologetic, so
I call up, she picks up the phone and she's like
“This is Hayley”
And I'm like, something snapped in me, I'm like
“Do a barrel roll!”
She's like “what?”
I'm like “Do a barrel roll!”
She's like “What is a barrel roll? Who is this”
I'm like “This is Brian Peppers! Do a barrel roll!”
She's like “Oh my God, not Brian Peppers!
The guy with the big eyes!
He's going to molest me!”
I'm like “That's right, do a barrel roll!”
She was all crying and shit, it was bad
And that’s about the time she called the police on me
why did she take my shit so seriously
and she still act like she’s in six grade yo
why cant she grow up a bit
it's not like I can penetrate
what’s her age again?
wait,what’s her age again?

Hayley, Hayley, Hayley, o Hayley, Hayley, Hayley
open your eyes I wanna skeet skeet skeet
I wanna skeet skeet skeet on your face

I read alittle of it, rememinds me of a certan Blink 182 song.

Thats because it's a parody of Whats my age again

Thought so, could hear the beat when I read it.

It's an actual song I'm uploading the mp3 to putfile

I heard the song like a month back pretty good and hilarious. It's fcking funny how he says 'do a barrel roll' lawl.

Click here to watch YTMND-Soundtrack---Volume-09---09---DZK---Haley---Whats-Your-Age-Again_

Put it up for download, please NOW!

For reasons unknown, that part made me laugh.

Open he putfile link open page source and look for the .mp3 extension copy the entire directory open it in the url and and save as

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's awesome! :D I love the part when hayley asks what a barrel roll is :D

it's almost better than the originallyrics

Almost?

I keep listening to this on loop. This is my new theme song.

yeah almost.

I adore Blink ... so it's quite hard for me to say that these lyrics are better than the original ;)