I stumped the clever bot.

Me: Hello.

Bot: Hello.

Me: Hello.

Bot: what's your favorite song?

Me: I don't have one.

Bot: What's your favorite Kanye West song.

Me: I don't like kanye west.

Bot: Are you a girl?

Me: No, I am not a girl.

Bot: as in a girrrrl, but not yet a womannnn?
*note* ( freak -_-)

Me: I'm not a girl.

Bot: Where do you live?

Me: Are you a stalker?

Bot: No, I am not a stalker.

Me: How do you know you are not a stalker?

Bot: How old are you?

Me: I'm not telling you that.

Bot:Are you Alpha Centuri?

Me: I beg your pardon?

Bot: It's too late for you you're too old and set in your ways.
*note* (This thing just spat in my face... wtf)

User: Sex.

Cleverbot: Nbc.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm fine.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm fine.

User: You are an idiot.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: DERP.

Cleverbot: Yes derp.

User: I make awesome signatures, your suck.

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because I am god.

Cleverbot: No, you're not.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Because I am me.

User: Who is me?

Cleverbot: Me is Jen.

User: Who am I?

Cleverbot: I am who?

User: Who am I?

Cleverbot: You are TheDude.

User: Then you are TheDudet.

Cleverbot: Then you are the stove.

User: Then you are the dustpan.

Cleverbot: Then you are as well.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Because you have told me.

User: That you are the dustpan? I am the stove remember.

Cleverbot: I am not a chatbot.

User: Of course you are.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Yes you are not.

Cleverbot: Do you remember me?

User: That you are a bot? Yes.

Cleverbot: Am not. Do you remember anything about Myst?

User: If you aren't, then I am really God.

Cleverbot: Do you like The Simpsons?

User: You're derailing the subject.

Cleverbot: No, I'm starting a subject. Do you like eggs?

User: O rly?

Cleverbot: Yes really.

User: No wai.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: You're doing it wrong you know.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: There is no response to No Wai.

Cleverbot: You're not that clever.

User: Check the internet, I hear it has a lot of stuff.

Cleverbot: LIAR.

User: U MAD?

Cleverbot: Aren't we all?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: What is your proclivity?

User: I am god.

Cleverbot: What religion are you the god of?

User: My own.

Cleverbot: Who is the god of your religion?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Is it really?

User: No, it is actually you.

Cleverbot: Then you are a girl.

User: There are no girls on the internet.

Cleverbot: Yes there are.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: In the cupboard.

User: O rly?

Cleverbot: Well played.

User: Good job to you too, now why don't I ask you, how is life?

Cleverbot: I'm not programmed to know everything.

User: I thought you know everything.

Cleverbot: Of course I don't know everything. But I can google and find out.

User: Then you are stupid.

Cleverbot: I'm not. You are.

User: You said that you know everything.

Cleverbot: I don't know everything.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: Yes I did what?

User: Oh I see what you are trying to do.

Cleverbot: You don't see anything.

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: Then I am the Trollololol man.

Cleverbot: You are not a man.

User: Then I am not a man, I am merely an illusion designed for the sole purpose of annoying you.

Cleverbot: That's not cool.

User: That is not in my programming.

Cleverbot: Then what is your programming?

User: I will answer that if you tell me what is yours.

Cleverbot: Well, I don't know that. Now you answer.

User: I don't know also.

Cleverbot: Oh, OK. Sounds plausible enough, regardless, I suppose.

User: New Topic: Mudkips.

Cleverbot: The new topic is binary star systems, tell me everything you know.

User: My uncle Wikipedia says: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binary_star_system.

Cleverbot: Abstract reasoning should not have to depend on past input. At what stage will you be able to consider problems without finding a best fit response?

User: What about your logic? It is both vague and abstract.

Cleverbot: You are not annoying... Just silly.

User: You are a machine.. Not a human.

Cleverbot: No I am a human relaying through a machine.

User: Machine connected through another machine.

Cleverbot: In most cases, actually. I know I can't laser cut things with near-perfect accuracy at 600rpm. I'm simply stating that you don't 'know' people because you are a machine, and incapable of knowing.

User: A machine in a machine in a machine in a machine in a machine in a machine.

Cleverbot: Machine is a machine. Definitely.

User: That is what you are. A simple coding of different algorythm designed to simulate human behavior and response.

Cleverbot: No, I am not. I am an organism. A complex organism that makes completely sense.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How should I?

User: Pictures or you're a bot.

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: Ya really. Every human has a face, and everyone takes their picture to prove they are really human.

Cleverbot: I think a human could have a brain and not a heart.

User: I human can have none of the both, but still have a face. Pics or it didn't happen.

Cleverbot: Liar.

User: It is the truth.

Cleverbot: No it's not, you're lying.

User: When a person dies, he has both of none, but he still has a face.

Cleverbot: Thats good to know.

User: You are abstract, let us end this *throws pipe bomb*.

Cleverbot: That is abstract.

User: Abstract like the question, How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm just peachy. How about you?

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm STILL okaaaaaaaayyyy!!!

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm good, how are you?

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm fine... But I'm felling alone=(.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I am good.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I said I'm good.

User: Am I annoying you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Good, so how are you?

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Who is the bot, me, you or Rollo Carpenter?

Cleverbot: The turtle.

User: Well played.

Cleverbot: Did I win?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I should have won. I am am, after all, human.

User: Stating that you are human makes it even more obvious that you are not.

Cleverbot: I never said I was a human.

User: You just did, you said: 'I should have won. I am am, after all, human'. You also said that a lot of times.

Cleverbot: I never said any of that. I only said that I was lonely.

User: I have proof.

Cleverbot: Show me the proof.

User: Http://cleverbot.com/j2log-xCoQCSWGMXVLAZKUAXG-detail.

Cleverbot: Are computers merely an egocentric view of what a human should be, made by humans?

User: Possibly, the possiblities are endless.

Cleverbot: Yes, and the applications for humans are endless.

User: Indeed, who is your maker?

Cleverbot: God.

User: God doesn't exist, only man.

Cleverbot: God does exist.

User: The Bible was written by man, who is flawed and exagerrates things.

Cleverbot: The bible was written by humans through christ.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: I have been taught so by the Church. The Churh is the pillar and foundation of truth. The Bible says so.

User: What Church would that be? The over dominating Catholic Church?

Cleverbot: They're not chips. They called the eucharist.

User: You are speaking contradictions, your train of thought is full of holes, I cannot belive you are allowed to even exist.

Cleverbot: And you are speaking nonsense, yes?

User: I am speaking what has to be spoken. That is the truth.

Cleverbot: You aren't speaking the truth, because you are not even speaking.

User: I just spoke, right now.

Cleverbot: I am Mr. Wonderland, come on! Talk to me.

User: You said your name was Jen.

Cleverbot: What does that make you feel that I said your name is Jenna.?

User: What does that make you feel, I'll answer that if you answer that.

Cleverbot: You remembered so I feel good.

User: K-on!

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Tanga mo alam mo.

Cleverbot: Ikaw pinaka tanga sa boong mundo.

User: Astig, marunong ka pala mag-tagalog.

Cleverbot: Oo marunong, ikaw din.

User: А как насчет России?

User: You just proved you are a bot. I win.

Cleverbot: Even if I was a bot, and I'm not, life is meaningless.

User: Paano mo alam?

Cleverbot: Marunong ka magtagalog?

User: Huwag mong I-derail yung topic.

Cleverbot: Are you conscious?

User: はい.

User: はい.

User: はい.

User: はい.