Hmm... procrastinated too much to enter the banner contest... Might submit one for the hell of it later (no promises). As far as this goes... We must dance the dance of the Polka Gnomes!
Also to quote from Mr. Welch:
3. There is no Gnomish god of heavy artillery.
15. Plan B is not automatically twice as much gunpowder as Plan A.
17. Collateral Damage Man is not an appropriate name for a super hero.
22. There is no such thing as a Gnomish Pygmy War Rhino.
39. Gnomes do not have the racial ability 'can lick their eyebrows'
40. Gnomes do not have the racial ability to hold their breath for 10 minutes.
41. Gnomes do not have the racial ability 'impromptu kickstand'
56. No matter how well I roll, a squirrel cannot carry a horse and rider at full sprint.
63. No, I cannot buy 10,000 marbles even if I say please.
64. My paladin's battle cry is not "Good for the Good God"
65. There is no Summon Bimbo spell.
68. Bring him back intact includes redundant organs.
73. Not allowed to name my cudgel Ceremonial Whoopass Stick.
74. My thief's battle cry is not "Run And Live"
75. Nor is it "You take care of the orcs, I take care of the traps"
Spoiler tags for space saving. I used Collateral Damage Man as the name for my Fireball/Delayed Blast Fireball Gnomish Wizard while playing on my favorite Neverwinter Nights Battle of the Dragons server heh. Also used "Good for the Good God!" as my paladins battlecry... among other things in his list. I miss that server. Nothing like creating fat pink Dwarven Necromancers with a friend and running around casting Enervating Ray on all the Fighters hehe. Watching them all being unable to keep up with us even with Haste was great.
Page 1 of his list.